Transportation: Today, I was getting picked up by my dad after I had been swimming....

By Anonymous - 18/09/2010 14:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting picked up by my dad after I had been swimming. I saw his car, so I walked over to it, got in and started talking about how I'd seen my brother. It wasn't until after I had put my seat belt on that I realized I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

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By Username - 13/11/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, I was leaving the car wash when I saw my friend walking on the sidewalk. I pulled over next to her and asked if she wanted a ride. Only after getting a face full of the soda she was drinking did I realize I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

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Not a prank, bro!

By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 16:00

Today, I went for a run when my shin splints acted up, so I called my dad to have him come pick me up. When I saw his car approaching, I stuck out my thumb like a hitchhiker, as a joke. The car pulled over to give me a ride. It wasn't my dad. FML

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By sucks4me - 18/06/2011 04:45 - United States

Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and started talking about the movie. When I realized she wasn't saying anything, I looked up to see my ex-boyfriend sitting in the drivers seat. I got in the wrong car. FML

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Let's go for a walk

By jonloran - 14/08/2015 09:08 - United States - Incline Village

Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML

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By ChloeisaDoll - 21/07/2019 06:01

Today, I was told I have a brother… By a stranger in a parking lot, while leaving my grandfather's wake. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2012 00:12 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, I was driving home from swim practice with my mom. I glance over and see my brother's hot friend who I've been secretly in love with forever. He waved to me, and excitedly I waved back. I then hear my mom say "You're gonna die when you see how bad you look right now." FML

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By Evan Chong - 13/07/2011 14:48 - Canada

Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML

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By blackandblue - 02/11/2010 16:26 - United States

Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML

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By chippuh - 26/04/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML

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brianjman14 22

Saturday 18 September 2010 19:27

Don't you always look through the windshield or the window to see if it's your parents' car, or is that just me?

RawrCo0kiies 3

Saturday 18 September 2010 19:24

Haha! FYL.

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mr_miyagi 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 3:03

haha that always happens to me except it doesnt cuz im not retarded

GawZ 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 3:46

You can jump in my car with that teeny weeny bikini on and I'll give you a ride.

MykeLytorus 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 4:52

Is Thedagem a new band or something?

MykeLytorus 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 4:54

I meant Htedagem.

xxkourtneyxx 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 5:08

*awkward*

wDeemish 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 5:19

ROFLMAO haha fail :p

jonlifeguard 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 5:58

wow ydi u dumbass

6ixtynin9 2

Sunday 19 September 2010 6:39

LOL that happened to me once but the car was full of ghetto people..i was freaking out :(

qtips402 7

Sunday 19 September 2010 6:53

haha that must be fun XD

Samko_chan 5

Sunday 19 September 2010 6:56

YDI next time check the cars license plate I always do.

roxycat97 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 8:43

lol I would check the car's license plate too, but idk what my license plate looks like. 0_0

ilive4drama 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 7:08

hahahas that's hilarious!

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Same thing different taste

Not a prank, bro!

Let's go for a walk

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