Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
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Today, I accidentally ate a cat treat instead of a cinnamon-glazed pecan. I thought it must have been burnt by the way it tasted, so ate a few more before I figured out my mistake and spat them out. FML
Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, I was making a nacho and grabbed some refried beans that were in a plastic container out of the fridge and put them on top of the chips. After I’m completely done eating my mom looks in the fridge and asked me if I knew where the cat food was. I just ate a small can of cat food. FML
Today, I saw some reddish-colored stuff on my finger after wiping my face. I thought it was blood at first, so I smelled it, then licked it, I don't know why the fuck I did that but anyways, I later realized I'd wiped off some of my eyeshadow and frickin ate it. FML
Today, I had just finished making myself an ice cream cone when my cat puked all over the floor. I set my cone on the counter while I cleaned up, and when I finished, my cat was licking it. FML
Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML
Today, I spilled the bowl of cat food I'd just filled. I picked it all up in front of my cat, but he refused to eat any of it. I had to put the food back into the packet and fill the bowl all over again. My cat is a prince. FML
Today, I used my towel on the counter to clean my glasses. Apparently, my foster cat had peed on it during the night. The wet towel hit my mouth. I started out my day with cat pee on my lips. FML
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PenguinBitch 43
Reminds me of that Spongebob episode where he tastes Gary's food.
GetGulley 12
The most important meal of the day, serving it up Gary's way!
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Comments (104)
Welshite 39
I doubt he was aware if he was asleep and then "forgot" that he scratched himself.
mattrd_fml 31
did it taste good at least?
perdix 29
Now you know what your Golden Years are going to be like.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
ha!
geekchick88 17
I did this once with dog food. My mom turned around in time to see it, but not stop it. She's never laughed so hard at anything.
SlapAndTickle 20
When you try to make excuses for someone you don't know, you might want to check if they make sense first.
viau 13
what does it taste like? lol
buckdharma 37
chicken lips.
Thunderstruck14 30
Man up, its just food. If you think its so disgusting, why would you give it to your cat?
hellphone_fml 37
because cats can't eat human food due to their digestive tract and eat stuff like that...
rockstar81 8
Yes they can. I've been a vet tech for 7 years and we have many clients who feed their animals human food. Our vets even say there is some food that is better than packaged pet food.
AnonForAReason 11
That's disgusting. Do you not have a washroom?
jw90 18
Which flavor was it?
psyfreak84 3
Food is food