Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
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Today, I accidentally ate a cat treat instead of a cinnamon-glazed pecan. I thought it must have been burnt by the way it tasted, so ate a few more before I figured out my mistake and spat them out. FML
Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, I was making a nacho and grabbed some refried beans that were in a plastic container out of the fridge and put them on top of the chips. After I’m completely done eating my mom looks in the fridge and asked me if I knew where the cat food was. I just ate a small can of cat food. FML
Today, I saw some reddish-colored stuff on my finger after wiping my face. I thought it was blood at first, so I smelled it, then licked it, I don't know why the fuck I did that but anyways, I later realized I'd wiped off some of my eyeshadow and frickin ate it. FML
Today, I had just finished making myself an ice cream cone when my cat puked all over the floor. I set my cone on the counter while I cleaned up, and when I finished, my cat was licking it. FML
Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML
Today, I spilled the bowl of cat food I'd just filled. I picked it all up in front of my cat, but he refused to eat any of it. I had to put the food back into the packet and fill the bowl all over again. My cat is a prince. FML
Today, I used my towel on the counter to clean my glasses. Apparently, my foster cat had peed on it during the night. The wet towel hit my mouth. I started out my day with cat pee on my lips. FML
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PenguinBitch 43
Reminds me of that Spongebob episode where he tastes Gary's food.
GetGulley 12
The most important meal of the day, serving it up Gary's way!
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Comments (104)
goth_pixie 15
Soooo, how was it?
SanguineVisions 6
Well, survivalists swear by the the stuff.
kokoroddd 2
YDI for having a cat!! Cats make you single cat ladies.
worldclassrager 39
How did that taste? It looks like canned food for your cat is not the way to go...or just break the habit...
asherm 15
A Navy corpsman I know was telling me he deployed w/ Marines and got sick of nasty guy ball sweat stench. Said he came home and just stood by some lady in airport just to smell something that's showered. I've been on boats where water was secured. Baby wipe time!
random_commenter 9
So what? Did you ever wonder why that stuff is more expensive than canned food for humans?
Gityerchicken 12
Once I bought canned duck and sweet potato food for my dog. It was very tempting!
jsgervais84_fml 12
that is a first step in becoming a crazy cat lady!
ForkymeetsPorky 15
But was it finger-lickin' good?
Pat77235 8
You should probably feed your cat more often