By betterthanhodor - 08/11/2014 14:09 - United Kingdom - Woodbridge

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Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new bed sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML
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hard_candy 25

pain relieving pills, check. postponed sexy time, check check check.

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captainsmegma 12

Poor hubby. He just has to roll with the flow.

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thelastavailable 13

Just move to the shower, sex is a great pain killer.

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JuzzyBux 9

Really sucks, but it is indeed cute how much you seem to love him.. I mean your heart is bleeding! No? Okey.. FYL tho.

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martin8337 35

If there's a red tide in the funhouse, then you gotta use the shithouse.

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unwantedforlife 14

Drink lots of lemon juice. Worked for me in college to delay it and/or stop it.

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xebi 4

Don't see why not, #48. It's the cramps that are likely to ruin poor OP's evening.

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thinblue32 15

Cause of all the blood. That was just a guess lol

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xebi 4

It's never bothered me. In fact, sex can help to relieve the cramps. I know it sounds gross, but the blood actually helps with lubrication. Just put a towel down first! Loads of people say it's BJ time but that sometimes makes it worse because you often have to contort into odd positions.

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syed121417 22

It's true that not only sex but also masturbation can help relieve menstraul cramps and bloating. However, many people have a very heavy period. I have a very heavy flow for the first 3 days so I would just ********** maybe in the shower and put the sex off for a few days. But I hear there are sponges and different products that make sex on your period mess free!

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jdcg116 10

Red Wings. Earn them man. Both pairs. ;-)

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