Intimacy: Today, I was fooling around on Omegle, when I came across a guy...

By didntevenknow - 13/08/2012 15:06 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was fooling around on Omegle, when I came across a guy who claimed he could suck himself off. I was doubtful, but morbidly curious, so I told him to prove it. Turns out he could. Before I could close the browser window in horror, my dad walked in and got a good look too. FML

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By Hard in flip flops - 21/01/2018 06:00

Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML

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By NotSoSexy - 26/11/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend and absent-mindedly began sucking on a marker. He jokingly told me it was sexy, so I continued while making obscene gestures and moans. Suddenly he began to look nervous. I turned around to see my dad looking at me, disgusted and confused. FML

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By identitychangeplease - 19/09/2012 20:41 - Sweden - Nyn?shamn

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2011 00:41 - United States

Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML

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By Jssceli09 - 18/12/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were using our skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML

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Didn't see you there

By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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Bobs and vagene!!

By fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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By wastedlove - 23/06/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave I decided to give him one last thrill. So I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out, when I asked why, he points behind me, my mom watched the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2010 04:19 - United States

Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of 2 years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML

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Monday 13 August 2012 19:06

I'm slightly curious if your dad was not at least a tad impressed. I mean, who wouldn't want that ability??

MaliciousMel 1

Monday 13 August 2012 19:07

I'm not sure if I should click Your Life Sucks or You Deserved it, but either way, this is beautiful.

Comments

kalbrek009 20

Thursday 16 August 2012 2:28

Despite the 13+ or 16+ yrs old the site claims you have to be before entering the site...omegle & chatroulette have become ADULT oriented sites & are not for children to "fool around" on.

MrBatman 5

Thursday 16 August 2012 6:57

Lol... Lemonparty

loganpaige 6

Thursday 16 August 2012 7:02

Can you say GROSS??

muffinkiller339 3

Thursday 16 August 2012 21:53

Could be worse, he could have stayed to watch

Turtle_rebellion 10

Saturday 18 August 2012 4:33

That's actually quite impressive. I'm tempted to try this now

Chinman05 4

Saturday 18 August 2012 14:09

Haha that sounds like a fun hobby. Even the girls I date wouldn't want 2 watch a guy do that. That's soo gross.

Iniezian 18

Sunday 19 August 2012 10:41

This post introduced me to Omegle. Trolling that site for ***** and giggles is now my new official pastime. Thanks OP!

pokewolfey 6

Monday 1 October 2012 5:42

If the kid on omegle is like 14-16ish, I've seen the same guy. My friend and I shared a complete WTF moment right then.. Never thought it was possible