Intimacy: Today, I was fooling around on Omegle, when I came across a guy...

By didntevenknow - 13/08/2012 15:06 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was fooling around on Omegle, when I came across a guy who claimed he could suck himself off. I was doubtful, but morbidly curious, so I told him to prove it. Turns out he could. Before I could close the browser window in horror, my dad walked in and got a good look too. FML

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By Hard in flip flops - 21/01/2018 06:00

Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML

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By NotSoSexy - 26/11/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend and absent-mindedly began sucking on a marker. He jokingly told me it was sexy, so I continued while making obscene gestures and moans. Suddenly he began to look nervous. I turned around to see my dad looking at me, disgusted and confused. FML

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By identitychangeplease - 19/09/2012 20:41 - Sweden - Nyn?shamn

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2011 00:41 - United States

Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML

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By Jssceli09 - 18/12/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were using our skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML

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Didn't see you there

By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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Bobs and vagene!!

By fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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By wastedlove - 23/06/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave I decided to give him one last thrill. So I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out, when I asked why, he points behind me, my mom watched the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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Oh, hello…

By Anonymous - 16/07/2010 04:19 - United States

Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of 2 years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML

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Monday 13 August 2012 19:06

I'm slightly curious if your dad was not at least a tad impressed. I mean, who wouldn't want that ability??

MaliciousMel 1

Monday 13 August 2012 19:07

I'm not sure if I should click Your Life Sucks or You Deserved it, but either way, this is beautiful.

Comments

lexie719 4

Tuesday 14 August 2012 4:26

I love omegle

naduskalove 3

Tuesday 14 August 2012 5:02

Bahahaha you clearly deserve it since you LITERALLY asked for it .

challan 19

Tuesday 14 August 2012 5:03

You mean there are other things on the net?

soyeah_whatsup 4

Tuesday 14 August 2012 7:25

You asked him to prove it? Forgive me if im wrong but being able to "suck yourself off" is the last thing someone would lie about...

cl4ptp 18

Tuesday 14 August 2012 14:24

He must be extremely flexible. I'm impressed.

destryyy 10

Tuesday 14 August 2012 18:11

Pretty sure I've seen the same thing. Except I was fortunate enough not to get walked in on.

saya2250 1

Wednesday 15 August 2012 1:28

its only a video lol ive seen the same guy before...very creppy O.o

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 15 August 2012 4:48

Meh, could have been worse. It could have been your dad on the video, Your mom walks in and says, "thank God. Now I don't have to do it"

oOBeNOo 4

Thursday 16 August 2012 0:53

Why would you even go on omegle It's probably the worst site you can go to unless your gay or have shit for brains. I know there r woman on there sometimes but that's like a 30% chance. Dumbass.