Work: Today, I was finally given a parking spot at work. It turns out...

By Anonymous - 20/07/2014 23:57 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I was finally given a parking spot at work. It turns out to be between an expensive sports car that never parks straight and a giant truck too big for its space. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I thought I'd found the perfect parking spot at work for once. Turns out, it was actually perfect for the parade that was scheduled for later in the day. My car got towed to make way for marching bands and floats. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2017 08:22

Today, the last parking space outside my work was tiny but I tried to parallel park there in desperation. A school kid saw the whole attempt and sarcastically clapped me as I gave up and drove away. FML

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By socargone - 17/01/2017 22:00

Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML

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By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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By denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML

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Asshole design

By mala_19 - 22/09/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Burea

Today, I had to drive through a parking lot that they fucked up so bad that you have to put your car in reverse to go around it. I have to go there 6 times a week. FML

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Bought or stolen

By dump truck hater - 03/06/2015 16:18 - United States - Austin

Today, when leaving my apartment, I instantly noticed there was a giant dump truck in our lot, which turned out to be directly behind my car. After making a 20-point escape from my parking space and getting to work late, my roommate texts me, "DUDE guess what I got last night." A giant dump truck. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 03:04

Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML

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By jam - 11/02/2012 07:03 - Australia

Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML

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zaynakins 11

Monday 21 July 2014 11:03

great! you can be that guy who always has half his car parked out of the parking spot.

jelly_bennett 23

Monday 21 July 2014 11:02

Maybe your boss will be generous enough to give you a new one?

Comments

jonnypoopsies 3

Tuesday 22 July 2014 0:19

Get there before they do !!

SexyMexi21 23

Tuesday 22 July 2014 0:48

Time to smart car it lol

natalieeliza 11

Tuesday 22 July 2014 1:44

Do you live in Texas? Big trucks that are too big for one space = a daily problem.

TwentyFourBeerz 18

Tuesday 22 July 2014 1:48

Everything's bigger here except for the parking spaces

EbyKat 16

Tuesday 22 July 2014 3:57

Get an Elio?

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 22 July 2014 20:11

Might be worth getting in early so they have to park around you.

creedford 4

Wednesday 23 July 2014 0:15

So crash into the sports car, if the drivers going to be a douche and not park straight then they're in the wrong if a door just happens to get dented by a car bumper

DavidKnows 11

Wednesday 23 July 2014 0:41

Simple solution. Arrive early; park crooked. Let THEM come looking for YOU!

DavidKnows 11

Wednesday 23 July 2014 0:57

I live in Texas, and these guys who drive pick up trucks always back into their parking spots, and I swear they can fit those things into spaces w just inches on each side. They take pride in their vehicles, and slide that sucker in perfectly down the middle of the parking spot. Remember, a door ding hurts HIS paint job/door too!

atav 17

Thursday 24 July 2014 12:34

Including myself, that is generally true here in Pa with trucks also.

Taylorchase129 5

Wednesday 23 July 2014 2:03

Write a note with your keys on both cars...

mrrossh 3

Saturday 26 July 2014 3:04

1: Get a rusty as ****, ugly creepy big station wagon, the kind of car a serial killer would drive. 2: Get a bumper sticker that says "How's my driving? 1-800-YOU-GONNA-DIE" 3: Show up early, Park that ************ DIAGONALLY. 4: If anyone says anything, tell them "... yeah ... it was my grandma's car."