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whatdoyoudo United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML

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ok. i am the poster and i'll answer some of your questions by prividing a little background: 1. I am a male 2. My doctor is female 3. She also has the best sense of humor I have seen in a physician 4. She is also my parents doctor 5. I told my parents this story 6. she will NEVER live it down

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KenMcGormick 0

hey... she layed a trick question for you... who would suddenly change from a sexual topic into asking "what do you do?" expecting you to know what she means... can't she be clearer by asking "What do you work as?"... she's literally ******* with you... literally

catladylovessus 0

hahhahahhahaha

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urbanrendezvous 0

#19, what a smooth way to play it off. I'd be too embarrassed. BUT it was the doc's fault for wording it like that! I can see why a medical profession would need to know about the general details of your sex life, it's for safety purposes. www.aurist.blogspot.com

yellow_fml 0

The poster is a woman. I don't know any man that has vaginal sex.

CooLbEAnS1096 0

um every straight man has sex with women, therefore they are having vaginal sex......

Googolman 29

Then you clearly don't know what vaginal sex is.

Sonii008 19

You should get informed dude!

fml0rjs 0

#22 you don't know many men. stupid.

burdenofaday 0

@#2: That's the best part. Duh.

gracky_fml 0

veryy funny. i cracked up. but i agree with everyone saying how were you supposed to know what she was talking about when she just switches topics?

Seegtease 0

Hey, at least she blushed and laughed.

idoloveitbaby 0

ha ha ha ha ha. this made me laugh SO hard because i went to the gynecologist one time, and had something similar happen. shared a little more information with the doctor than she needed. ha ha ha ha.

TheNameless_fml 0

Heh, that sucks. Kinda' her fault though for not phrasing that better.

heather889121 0

dude. that sucks. i agree, how are you supposed to know when she changes the subject like that.