By Anonymous - 25/02/2012 03:07 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML
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nofearjenshere 12

Sounds like you guys need to spice up your sex life. (:

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soopafreak 11

In order to 'spice up' a sex life, you need to have a sex life in the first place. Sounds like this couple doesn't.

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niznor99 6

Hey monkeys, mops, Advil, whips? I don't give a shit. I'll try anything that Jen here wants to try.

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RedMosquito 4

Just take the situation in hand. Literally

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feldco1 17

Thank goodness for the right hand.

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cruisinslow 4

This man deserves an award.

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GoW_Chick 14

Unfortunately it's probably going to be the "honey you're sleeping on the couch tonight" award.

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daminantion 14

What, when a man turns down sex he should be disgraced and labelled? What do women get when they turn down men? I hate these cliche sexist differences.

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silentbutfunny 0

50-100 years ago, it was litterally opposite. Man says goes. Im not being sexist here but holy crap things were different.

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DogReypistPANDA 6

**** THAT. For what? For doing something once that she has been doing for months?

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silentbutfunny 0

Finally!! What goes around comes around! (if i were the guy i wouldnt care, cause im weak like that)

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holly_pop 6

Serves you right. I mean, months!? What do you expect? Not performing your marital duties, for shame!

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SauceySarah 30

Can't take what you dish out. Figures.

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