Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my doctor told me that I have severely and permanently injured my shoulder. Last week, I attempted to lift more weight than I normally do in an effort to impress my boyfriend. He was not impressed. In fact he said that most kids can lift more than that. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Today, my overweight colleague twisted his ankle. He's pretty self-conscious about his weight, but I had a brain-fart and told him he shouldn't try to put too much weight on it. His feelings are more hurt than his ankle now. FML
Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
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Top comments
Aksta 18
At least he tried to help. FYL
Meettitan 14
All's whale that ends whale.
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Comments (117)
Tootsieroll0505 19
At least you do have a boyfriend
candy29 10
It's not about being in a relationship despite your body shape. I'm sure he loved your body but what is important is that you make peace with your body. It's no fun going through life not liking your own looks.
icepick23 12
Try having a healthy breakfast, a smoothie for lunch & a light healthy dinner. Add in exercise and you will be much improved!
o_uhu_intrstng 4
hey, the thing is I too am fat. you know what helps me get over it? the gym! great place for ppl like you and me. you should consider it.
ninjaghost99 10
That was really sweet of your boyfriend because all he was doing was trying to make you feel better! Sad that happened to his back but it might not have been weight it might have been an awkward angle or something else
Erery 16
He's sweet :)
DRUNKELMO55 3
At least you have a boyfriend (well actually i need a girlfriend)
The_Orphan 3
F his life.
ni0ve 9
1. if u feel u are... workout 2. he doesnt care 3. he could just be weak
azpremium 4
If you're upset about the way you look, start doing something about it and stop complaining.