Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my doctor told me that I have severely and permanently injured my shoulder. Last week, I attempted to lift more weight than I normally do in an effort to impress my boyfriend. He was not impressed. In fact he said that most kids can lift more than that. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Today, my overweight colleague twisted his ankle. He's pretty self-conscious about his weight, but I had a brain-fart and told him he shouldn't try to put too much weight on it. His feelings are more hurt than his ankle now. FML
Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
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Top comments
Aksta 18
At least he tried to help. FYL
Meettitan 14
All's whale that ends whale.
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Comments (117)
MDNative 6
orrrrr.....hes just weak.
SavannahSunshine 26
Your username..... Hahaha. But maybe if you always think you're overweight, you could try this magical thing called "dieting". Eating healthy food. Maybe exercise a little. At least your boyfriend doesn't seem to mind if you are, in fact, a little overweight.
twinkiefeets 17
You should be focusing on the fact that you have a boyfriend and he cares enough to try and make you feel better about yourself when your down.
tiger5248 3
Thaza huge bitch!
spicedream 8
he tried so love him anyway and bring him food lol
missmonkie 16
my boyfriend does this a lot. I hate it when he does because I'm always concerned with his well-being. it sucks being overweight, but a least he tried to make you feel better...
sergei_yusef 11
O.O
jennycoral 12
Well I think u might be overweight, if it makes u feel that bad stick to a workout! At least he's loving and tried to make u feel better! :)
GingerNotGrace 1
Is your name Amy?
150493x 29
My bf always asks to lift me and I always tell him no. Too terrified! Try not to feel too bad, OP. He's a keeper for trying to make you feel better.