Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML
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Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, I didn't have any money to buy a tampon from the dispenser at my school but my hands are small enough so I can just slide them up and grab one. My hand got stuck in the dispenser and my school had to call the fire department. Now everyone calls me "Tampon Girl." FML
Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML
Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML
Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML
Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
As opposed to "The Chick with the Super Long Nipple?"
Vacant 7
I assume if you work in an office everyone there would have been able to handle seeing a tampon in your bag. Even if they are, for some reason, immature enough to give you a dumb nickname like that they could have been desensitized from seeing tampons in purses from high school and have not said anything. In reality if someone pointed out "Oh hey guys, she has a tampon in her bag!" they would have looked like a moron.
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Comments (101)
Quest_ 13
I am vexed and upset trying to figure out the terror of 'everyone finding out' that you are carrying tampons.
Doortje 30
Omg, imagine your co-workers would find out you're on your period! D: Real smart solution of you OP.
ohSNAPyall 27
For real! They would know she isn't pregnant!
maverickteufel 2
for those of u who dont understand op works as a premanant resident of an insanity ward and every day when she arives at work(the main living quarters) they take all of her posetions out of her bag that she is technicaly not supposed to have in front of her coworkers (other residents) and supervisors (orderlys) and that just wont do
xxsarahfxx 6
What?
SamanthaSaurus 13
Wow. Almost every female person gets her period. Why the hell would they even care? I know it sucks, but it's natural.
Egao_fml 8
Try pads before you leave to work next time ;)
greatness101 0
This post confused me even more because I don't understand it at all.
cherryllollo 7
the only time a period is embarrassing is if u DONT have a tampon
sexylicious 4
Omg you are stupid
StaceeeP 23
I do that when I don't have pockets on my trousers 'cause I normally don't carry a bag. Never had one fall out though
alinka_fml 0
yeah... having your period/tampons is verrrrry embarrassing .. If you are a retard