Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a blind date. It turned out that the person who I was set up with was my ex's sibling. We spent the whole evening talking about how terrible my ex is. I'm still single, though. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML
Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I was set up on my first blind date since my divorce. My expectations were low, but when she showed up, she was a smoking hot. She was way out of my league, she was delightful and kind throughout the date, but my low confidence shined through. That night she acquired an expensive dinner and a stalker. Me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML
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Jrefinne 7
Maybe find out his name first? It may be a blind date, but it doesn't have to be a deaf one.
NA053193 0
I really hope you threw your drink at him. FYL
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Comments (85)
CateXOX 0
"Can't you see? She's blind!" "I... I'm not blind" "Who said these blind dates can see?"
ILoveEmoes 9
I'll say that while it might have been most painful for you, OP, I'm hoping it was most awkward for him. He's the cheater, I hope he felt guilty. FYL.
OMG_N3RD 0
Lol
chickunkey 0
dammit 27! your tummy has a what?! I'm dying of anticipation!
OrgasmicBunnies 9
it's the thought that counts?
Mylesv420 0
Shes was close give her credit for that
ReynshineCutting 10
74 so am I!!! I've actually considered googling it. If I do with success I shall inform you!
ReynshineCutting 10
It's "Mah tummy has a happy". if you google that you can find the whole picture and it's cute :)
cieramc 0
at least ask a name before you meet up with a "stranger". YDI
djay20 0
talk about irony..