Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in a Ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look of them. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML
Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML
Today, I was making a nacho and grabbed some refried beans that were in a plastic container out of the fridge and put them on top of the chips. After I’m completely done eating my mom looks in the fridge and asked me if I knew where the cat food was. I just ate a small can of cat food. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML
Today, I was craving some comfort food, so I grabbed a bag of nachos from the cupboard and sat down to binge-watch Netflix. As I opened the bag, the chips exploded everywhere, spilling all over the couch, and floor. I spent the next half hour picking up crumbs while my dog and cats happily ate the scraps. FML
Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML
Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML
Today, I came home tired and hungry from work. I put my feet up and sat down with a big bowl of chips and salsa. I thought I must've been really hungry because my regular no-name salsa tasted way better than usual. I looked down to examine the jar. Looks like I like the taste of mold. FML
Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML
Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML
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xolotl 0
if you really consider this a FML, i envy your life.
smexybeast88 1
how old were they??!!??:0 were u letting them drink beer underaged?!!?? :o
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Comments (62)
Bubs_fml 0
While not entirely FML worthy, you should teach that kid some damn manners, that's disgusting.
Nate_87 0
Exact same reason I can no longer eat cheese puffs. Except it was my cousin, who was 5, and me 8.
youareindeepshit 0
This is why I love children.
thinkpink 0
#21 My connotation of gay was meaning stupid. Not actually homosexual. I do not care to be politically correct. Also, you have no sense of humor.
jebby011 0
ur hot
dancer050 0
Go cyclones!!!!
0___0 9
lol I used to do that >_>
allie2590 31
Haha that's disgusting. I admit I do it, but only when I've got a bag of chips to myself.
Hullaballoo 0
This is why I hate children. Gay is not the same as stupid. And it doesn't matter how you mean it; it's still offensive.
12341234 0
Hahahaaahaaahahahahahhaaahahaaaa! Hahaaaa! lol tat is hilarious. I remeber the good old days where I used to suck sakatas in the car and then fling the now soggy pieces out of my car window.
member0987654321 0
eww the kid i babysit does that, i never share food with little kids :)
SilverBallet 0
No, #8, give them a bowl and *you* keep the bag for yourself. That way, if the chips don't get finished, you can just close the bag, put it back, and then throw the chips from the bowl (which, by this point, would be soggy) away. That's a pretty funny story, though. Trust a kid to ignore common decorum and do what we all secretly (or not) want to do.