Today, I was driving with my boss and she held her breath as we drove past a cell tower, because she didn't want to "breathe in any radiation." I have to take orders from this moron. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, there was a gas leak at work. We called the fire department, who advised us to evacuate the building. We called our manager to let her know, and her response was "Oh, don’t do that." My boss would rather let us die of carbon monoxide exposure than lose out on 3 hours of work. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, my mother yelled at me for standing too close to the microwave. Her reason? The radiation was going to seep through, kill my sperm, and cause cancer. FML
Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML
Today, my boss told me she had a nightmare where her life depended on me, and I let her die. Now I'm ridiculously paranoid that I'm going to get fired at any second. FML
Today, my boss offered to give me a ride on her way home. Two seconds before getting into the car, I had to let out a fart. I didn't think the fart would follow me in, but it did. She rolled down the windows, and we lapsed into a silent, awkward ride home. FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, while sitting next to my mom at a restaurant, she told me to stop moving and making so much noise because, "It's distracting." The noise I was making was me breathing. I'm not even allowed to breathe. Guess I'll die. FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Today, a customer at work was having hiccups, so I suggested she should try to hold her breath for a while. Ten minutes later, she's talking to my manager about how I wanted her to "kill herself because of her severe medical condition." FML
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flipcrazy 0
You laugh now but in a week or two when you grow that third arm and eye, you're gonna be looking real foolish.
Dinger1992 3
You should tell her there's radiation everywhere so she shouldn't breath anymore. That'll solve your problem
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Comments (96)
partytime4321 5
Wow people like this bother me... In areas of weak signal when the companies finally get their act together and try to build a tower they come and protest it... Like give me a break it's actually worse not to have a good signal because when you make a call your phone has to transmit with more power, and it goes straight in ur head. Better off with more towers, least then the radiation source isn't pressed against ur head
CrysisAverted 5
Plan a trip to Chernobryl, leave her there with a respirator so she'll be safe from the radiation though.
Marrach 7
Just a minor steady pre-caution... Okay, enough playing around she's crazy
VolcomStone93 0
Haha you can never be too careful!!!
captainburke 5
Does she hold her breath when the microwave is on?
r_bruce69 19
how is anyone that stupid. fair enough if you don't get how radiation works if you weren't taught, but making up your own crap?
MoodyG 0
Wow!
P1P_BOY 6
you should explain to her the difference between alpha+beta particles and radio waves
bloodangel494 1
next time you drive by the tower you should just stop in front of it till she can't hold her breath anymore lol.
fatalwish 6
your days must be absolutly horrible