Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
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Lythiaren 8
This is why you're supposed to leave more space in front of you when you notice someone tailgating you. YDI for paying more attention to the jackass than to the road while you're driving.
vynns 0
Epic fail. YDI.
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Glam_fml 0
That sucks. When people tailgate, you are supposed to go like 10 MPH and then when they try to pass you, speed up. It's fun for everyone.
2345_fml 0
That happened to me not too long ago. It was on a one lane road so I couldnt get over unless there were no people coming from the opposite direction. When I do that the guy speeds up an extra 50mph to not let me get in front of him. He then almost missed his turn and had to slam on his breaks. haha
Djoooiz 0
I was just wondering if he tailgated you too.
ireply_w_lyrics 0
"...Look at what I've done to her Low at how I made her feel I gave back her heart, the broken part She got the wrong end of the deal And look at what it's done to me You gotta know it tears me up I gave it everything I had, and Lord, it just wasn't enough And hurtin' her like this seems so wrong Yeah, look at what I've done to her Now she's alone..." How could i have done this to it? *sniff* Ah well, maybe it was Anal kid driving, and him and his car liked it....
blakehilli8 0
pickle
elara15 0
Male drivers...
mlipro 0
Good one, now you two can laugh about it all the way back to the kitchen.
Narzhul 0
YDI, shame of men.
ObadiahtheSlim 2
Pay attention to the road in front and not the morons behind you.
gothic_cat_lady 0
stupid male drivers, I'm telling you
A.jChafa 11
cat lady's I swear
xxXChiiXxx 2
Male drivers...
gethightonight 0
haha like female drivers are any better? God damn, I hate stupid drivers and stupid bitches keying ppl's cars. :(
sobe23 0
If female drivers aren't any better than how come we have lower insurance rates as teens? Just pointing it out =) And I can understand where the OP is coming from I hate when people tail gate me, it is hard to ignore.
scyth3s 13
That would be because men drive more on average. Considerably more. More driving means more potential for accidents.
SookMauNoots 0
then the douche behind u wud have rear ended you