Health and Sports: Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to...

By Clumsy - 25/04/2009 09:09 - United States

Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and bust my head on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2023 18:00 - United States

Today, I was at the gym and I tripped on the treadmill. Not only did I fall off the machine, I also managed to knock over two other people's water bottles and send them flying across the room. FML

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By notsosexygirl - 21/02/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2015 16:34 - Ireland

Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML

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By Bigfoot - 02/09/2017 01:30

Today, I participated in an obstacle course. As I was going over a set of monkey bars, my balls got crushed between the bar and my gut. I barely managed to get down before blacking out in the middle of the road. FML

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By i-should-probably-stick-to-swimming - 03/01/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML

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By SexyQueen0905 - 17/05/2011 13:05

Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML

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By gmian - 06/12/2015 05:06 - United States - Amherst

Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2023 22:00

Today, I took part in a charity run for a good cause. I'd trained for months and showed up, only to trip and fall flat on my face at the starting line. I spent the rest of the race with scraped knees and a bruised ego. FML

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Fitness is overrated

By Frankie says relax - 10/12/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. As I was on the treadmill, I accidentally hit the emergency stop button. In my attempt to play it cool, I tried to pretend it was intentional and yelled, "I've reached my fitness goal for the day!" FML

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By crossfitter - 21/05/2015 12:22

Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML

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MukyDaCookie 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 21:26

#10 it was the irony of it. A regularly clumsy person makes it through an obstacle course only to fall over his/her own showlace and injure themselves.

grazynaanka 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 22:26

lol what the hell kind of fitness test is that?

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ShadowMystika 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 3:51

this sounds fake. No school with a legit physical education program would have a fitness test like this. A log floating on water? Give me a break.

xstaticdelta 6

Sunday 26 April 2009 4:10

ALL ABOARD THE FAILBOAT!

legs_etc_ 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 4:13

ahaha, my life!

Socrates_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 5:20

i just want to let you know that i accidentally clicked FYL. therefore, i'm an idiot too, and we should start a club

bholland16 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 5:27

#26, what you said makes no sense....

CaptainJellyBean 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 5:37

#32, took the words right out of my mouth. Or keyboard.

plethora 3

Sunday 26 April 2009 6:16

Oh, irony, thou art a heartless bitch. #15: Check your profile. If it says "0 approved out of 1 posted", your FML has been rejected. #27: "OP" has been around since the dawn of Internet time, and FYL and YDI are fairly obvious ones to have come from this site. Also, please note: All acronyms are abbreviations/initialisms, but all abbreviations/initialisms are not acronyms.

PrettyVal 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 15:29

That's an obstacle course and "busted" your head? You wouldn't be on Fmylife if you busted your head. and HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! You suck!

jbjb1234 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 15:58

how is that a fitness test? That sounds more like a "Hey we're at a picnic, go spin around that bat ten times and see how much dumb shit you can do while your still dizzy!"