Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and bust my head on the floor. FML
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Today, I was doing squats at the gym. I caught my reflection in the mirror, got distracted by how awkward I looked, and lost my balance. I fell backward onto a medicine ball, rolled into another person’s legs, and took them down with me. We ended up in a sweaty heap. FML
Today, I was running at the gym, feeling like a fitness influencer. I increased the treadmill speed to “sprint” mode. My shoelace got caught in the belt, and I was launched backward into a rack of yoga mats, knocking them over like bowling pins. FML
Today, I was at the gym and I tripped on the treadmill. Not only did I fall off the machine, I also managed to knock over two other people's water bottles and send them flying across the room. FML
Today, I was at the gym, feeling pretty proud of myself for working out consistently for the past month. As I was about to grab a towel, I tripped and landed face-first into a pile of gym mats. People turned to look, and all I could do was try to laugh it off through the pain of what turned out to be a sprained ankle. FML
Today, I joined a gym. I’m overweight and not very athletic, so I was nervous. I looked around and tried a treadmill. I start walking at a chill pace, then got ambitious and cranked it to a "light jog." Within seconds, I tripped, fell, and sent the emergency stop button flying across the room. The gym staff ran over and I swear someone said, “Well, at least he’s trying.” FML
Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML
Today, I tried a new workout at my local gym. I thought I'd attempt some yoga poses I'd seen online. Mid-pose, I lost my balance and knocked over a row of weights, causing a loud crash and drawing everyone's attention. FML
Today, at the gym, I was trying to look cool doing pull-ups in front of someone I liked. On my first pull-up, my hand slipped, and I fell backwards onto a yoga ball, which shot me straight into another guy doing push-ups. FML
Today, the lights went out at the gym while I was holding a heavy bar. I tried to put it back on the rack, missed, and dropped it on my toe. Then, as I was limping around in pain, I hit my head on one of the other bars on a rack at head height. FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
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MukyDaCookie 0
#10 it was the irony of it. A regularly clumsy person makes it through an obstacle course only to fall over his/her own showlace and injure themselves.
grazynaanka 0
lol what the hell kind of fitness test is that?
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Comments (67)
swim703 0
wow this is dumb. not a fml, people fall all the time. and you did well on your fitness test so stop complaining.
wowfmlife 0
I moderated this one! Funny stuff man
ImmaB3AST 7
I Love Bo!!!!!!
grazynaanka 0
lol what the hell kind of fitness test is that?
olive47_fml 0
i have to do all of that on a daily basis
suth97 9
I did something close to what OP described in the Marines ROTC. We had to jump over hurdles, vault over bars, then step in tires on our physical eval
panda_bear511 0
Okay, just a question but normally how long does it take for a FML to get approved or rejected? Because I submitted one almost a week ago and it hasn't appeared yet and I was wondering if it got rejected or if it's still hasn't been moderated yet
nyklo 11
I usually find out within the hour.
SilentGround 0
yeah, i agree with #14. who does this kind of stuff? i've never done a fitness test like this.
bobbydoesntlike 0
okay, that seems more of an obstacle course than a fitness test.
neverland_fml 0
What kind of school are you going to that makes you get dizzy then perform agility tasks most adults can't even do?! You're either living in a communist country or going to private school...
Pepperolls 0
Oh BOOHOO, You FELL!
rakhil11 7
neverland-@ my school we had 2 do a catwalk. which was pretty much climbing up a rope ladder to a 2-inch-wide wooden beam (10 ft off the floor), and walk across it, and back 2 the ladder 2 climb down. it is a public school OP (i still have no clue what it stands 4, offended person, perhaps?)-niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice lol
dubvfan2 0
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