Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and bust my head on the floor. FML
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Today, I was doing squats at the gym. I caught my reflection in the mirror, got distracted by how awkward I looked, and lost my balance. I fell backward onto a medicine ball, rolled into another person’s legs, and took them down with me. We ended up in a sweaty heap. FML
Today, I was running at the gym, feeling like a fitness influencer. I increased the treadmill speed to “sprint” mode. My shoelace got caught in the belt, and I was launched backward into a rack of yoga mats, knocking them over like bowling pins. FML
Today, I was at the gym and I tripped on the treadmill. Not only did I fall off the machine, I also managed to knock over two other people's water bottles and send them flying across the room. FML
Today, I was at the gym, feeling pretty proud of myself for working out consistently for the past month. As I was about to grab a towel, I tripped and landed face-first into a pile of gym mats. People turned to look, and all I could do was try to laugh it off through the pain of what turned out to be a sprained ankle. FML
Today, I joined a gym. I’m overweight and not very athletic, so I was nervous. I looked around and tried a treadmill. I start walking at a chill pace, then got ambitious and cranked it to a "light jog." Within seconds, I tripped, fell, and sent the emergency stop button flying across the room. The gym staff ran over and I swear someone said, “Well, at least he’s trying.” FML
Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML
Today, I tried a new workout at my local gym. I thought I'd attempt some yoga poses I'd seen online. Mid-pose, I lost my balance and knocked over a row of weights, causing a loud crash and drawing everyone's attention. FML
Today, at the gym, I was trying to look cool doing pull-ups in front of someone I liked. On my first pull-up, my hand slipped, and I fell backwards onto a yoga ball, which shot me straight into another guy doing push-ups. FML
Today, the lights went out at the gym while I was holding a heavy bar. I tried to put it back on the rack, missed, and dropped it on my toe. Then, as I was limping around in pain, I hit my head on one of the other bars on a rack at head height. FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
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MukyDaCookie 0
#10 it was the irony of it. A regularly clumsy person makes it through an obstacle course only to fall over his/her own showlace and injure themselves.
grazynaanka 0
lol what the hell kind of fitness test is that?
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Comments (67)
log1k 3
well, this could very well be a FML because when he says 'busted' I assume he means cracked his head open or something... in that case, FYL, and if so, how can any 1 say YDI?
bholland16 0
What kind of "fitness" test is that? 'Oh, let's have kids spin around a bat to see how fit they are!'
audereyy 0
that really sucks. good job!
meleecow 0
sounds like the worst fitness test ive ever heard of... special olympics?
PsychoX 0
err. You people commenting on how lame this is... I assume you slept through english class in high school? I mean, sleep is important and all, but look up irony on wikipedia, it's important in life. I promise. The amusing part is that the OP, a clumsy person, passed a fitness/agility test only to fall flat on his face, directly contradicting the results of the test. @ OP: nice job.... roflmao. and fyi, OP: original post/poster. I think. Maybe?
too_much_fun 0
Yes, OP means original poster. I wonder who came up with all the acronyms for everything like FYL means **** your life, or YDI means you deserved it...stuff like that.
stormgirl88 0
yeah i hear you. that's basically the story of my life. hope you feel better!
PaperxHearts_xox 0
interesting fitness test. that totally sounds like something I'd do. I actually went kneeboarding for the first time last summer, managed to stay on for 5 minutes, and I was so proud of myself. Then, while trying to get back up on the boat, I slipped back off and scraped up my legs. it was kinda funny, actually. as is this FML...but FYL (: hope you feel better soon.
thhopelessrmntc 0
How did the OP deserve it? I'm clumsy too, and when you're uncoordinated falling is just inevitable.
JP101 0
So let me do a translator: I was playing with my wii, and I had to pee. When I went to the bathroom, i slipped and fell.