Today, I was desperately handing out resumes. I came to my local grocery store and asked for a job application, the customer service rep told me all she needed was my resume. I smiled and gave it to her only to see her read it, laugh and put it straight in the garbage as I walked out. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I applied for a job at a local store. As I walked out the door, I heard the manager read it out loud and everybody else laugh. FML
Today, I filled out an application for a job at Dairy Queen. I handed my application to the manager along with my résumé, and he said he'd be in contact with me. Not even five minutes after I left, a friend who works there sent me a picture of my crumpled-up application in the trash. FML
Today, I went on an interview for a job that I had been wanting for months. I thought everything was going great. On my way out, my interviewer asked me to recycle something for him. I agreed. It was my resume. FML
Today, I applied for my first job. I didn't know how to write a resume, so I copied and pasted one from someone else and reworked it. I got on the bus, handed it in, and left. Then I remembered I forgot to change the contact info and date. FML
Today, I went to a job interview. I never applied for the job, they'd sought me out, had a phone interview, and sent samples, all before the face-to-face interview. Turns out none of the people I met with had even read my resume or writing samples. I was told I might not be a good fit. FML
Today, I had my first job interview in years. While I was waiting for the manager to come out I realized I had forgotten the resume that I had printed out the night before, since he specifically asked me to bring one. FML
Today, I put in an application to my local market for a job that I desperately needed. I was talking to the manager, he seemed pleased with my application and said he'll call me. As he walks into his private office, I hear the sound of a paper shredder. FML
Today, I handed my resume in to a cafe that was hiring. I returned home and noticed a voicemail, it was one from the boss for a trial. I eagerly returned the call, showing my enthusiasm. Without thinking, I ended with "ok love you. *GASP* ah, BYE" and quickly hung up. FML
Today, I walked into Starbucks for a job application. I asked the manager if they were hiring, as I really need a job. He looked me up and down and replied, "NO!" There was a 'Now hiring' sign in the window. FML
Today, I spent two hours filling out an online application and questionnaire for a potential employer. The application stated that there were no right or wrong answers and to answer truthfully. I was automatically rejected. FML
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Top comments
TheRightEye 3
Life's a bitch... you shouldn't worry, besides you don't wanna work in a place with workers like that. =/
cadenernest 0
You may want to revamp that resume of yours. There are government programs that can help you with that, youth centers, job connect, etc. Or google resume layouts and sell yourself (I know your mom told you not to, but as long as it's on paper and not the corner, you should be good)
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Comments (74)
theoldGP 0
#12 i think so #40 - WORD ok they said everything i was going to say. totally not an FML...
primogen18 0
good luck, im in the same situation, the exact same situation.
24788 7
I don't think you'd want to work there anyways.
Tehalon 0
There will always be a job behind Central Station ;D
pie87 0
ummm...since when do u need a resume to work at a grocery store?
abu3mair 0
did u actually read ur resume? or r u retarded?
fmljw 2
a lot of stores do that actually. you need to ask to see the manager and give it to him/her directly because most workers there will just throw out the resume.
Futt_Buck 0
lol nojob is just like dojob i know its off topic but dojob is always a face worth mentioning
washa_fml 0
don't worry, I'm sure she was just kidding. She probably pulled it out as soon as you walked out crying.
Louieman 0
This happened to me once, leaving me very puzzled. I later realised that I had my birth date marked as 2006 (the year at the time).