Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend when I began dozing off. I was then awoken by an explosive fart. It was me. FML
Halcyon_Sancta tells us more.
Hi, op here. Just so you guys know, the fart didn't kill my boyfriend. And now we fart around each other all the time. It's hilarious. Also- I know heteronormativity is a thing, but we're both men.
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Shaowolf 17
More like f*ck his life
kingcaper817 14
Well if it was a long term bf then he really shouldn't care and if he does care because of such a little thing then maybe he's just not the right guy for you. Hope it all works out op
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Comments (60)
satanarroliga 12
sorry OP that must stink
kajamyrae 5
well, taco bell will do that to ya.
Kevlar_burrito 6
Outstanding!
Ohitsariel 25
this exact thing has happened to me
RayvenWhite 12
LOL OMG DUDE! XD I'm dying over here! AHAHAHA
HumanMeme 12
:D my farts don't even sound human
Lena__24 3
at least you still have a boyfriend :''(
cheez11pickle 6
This sounds like a high school drama movie and I'm sorry ?
StickyPickles 33
I would have died laughing no bullshit
brittaaany_93 38
If you've been in the relationship for long enough and you're both comfortable with each other, it shouldn't be awkward. Farting is natural, and I hope you owned it like a boss!