Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend when I began dozing off. I was then awoken by an explosive fart. It was me. FML
Halcyon_Sancta tells us more.
Hi, op here. Just so you guys know, the fart didn't kill my boyfriend. And now we fart around each other all the time. It's hilarious. Also- I know heteronormativity is a thing, but we're both men.
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Shaowolf 17
More like f*ck his life
kingcaper817 14
Well if it was a long term bf then he really shouldn't care and if he does care because of such a little thing then maybe he's just not the right guy for you. Hope it all works out op
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Comments (60)
xluciferx666 21
Don't be embarrassed everyone farts and if it was an epic one then he should be proud of you
False_Stupidity 42
Exactly, he should be congratulating you!
Livin_Like_Larry 29
At least it wasn't a shart :/
Gabilliam 19
omg girls fart? Breaking ******* news that innit...
Camillerenee420 4
Lmao
kenyrabit 25
& I bet you were the little spoon!
cheshireau 26
I've done that. But not cuddling, just in bed, asleep.
dkrueges 9
must of had to much Taco Bell
coried91 28
If they had too much Taco Bell then she would have shit all over her boyfriend. Taco Bell causes floods, not just wind.
waffleeater_153 14
:( that must be embarrassing sorry to hear that OP
taytayforreals 2
YOU FARTED! But ladies only fart sunshine and rainbows! Everything I know it a lie
knight2109 12
Now to be fair it doesn't say a gender so...
Zarcissa 34
Been there, except it was my bf who farted. I was startled awake, not to mention the horrible smell afterwards. I had to go into another room entirely. >.<
GOtllt 17
Sounds like I'm a shitty commenter.