Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend when I began dozing off. I was then awoken by an explosive fart. It was me. FML
Halcyon_Sancta tells us more.
Hi, op here. Just so you guys know, the fart didn't kill my boyfriend. And now we fart around each other all the time. It's hilarious. Also- I know heteronormativity is a thing, but we're both men.
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Shaowolf 17
More like f*ck his life
kingcaper817 14
Well if it was a long term bf then he really shouldn't care and if he does care because of such a little thing then maybe he's just not the right guy for you. Hope it all works out op
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Comments (60)
val_is_lame97 12
if you two are comfortable together then it should be fine. the awkwardness shall pass!
gueritalyfe 8
Haha! Literally.. it "passed."
gueritalyfe 8
At least he knows you're comfortable around him..?
milkman18 16
Impressive
justinccp 8
Haha you know your comfy when ;) all people fart, most girls I know can rip the worst (or best) ones. Let's face it it's funny...
Jessica00 24
The first time I slept at my friend's house I farted so loud that I woke both of us up. We're now dating so I guess things turned out alright in the end
ForeverJasmine 26
Farting is normal.. It's just awkward in front of boyfriends lol so he shouldn't judge you for doing what your body naturally does
thefallen12 13
Farting is awesome!!
ninjahesten 18
if he diden ask you to marry him right away, then hes not right in jes mind xD
SirVoldemort 17
Now you know how dogs feel.
Fern_Gully 20
Talk about a rude awakening. Count yourself lucky it was the sound that woke you up and not something far worse.