Today, I was cooking, and I took a pot of boiling water to the sink to drain. My pot holder slipped, and the boiling water spilled all over my breasts. Second degree boob burns are bad, but losing half a nipple to potato salad is worse. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven, and burned my nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, I over-boiled some potatoes. I was having a bad day and this tipped me over the edge. I burst into tears and threw the potatoes all over my kitchen. I then stomped on the piping hot potatoes. The bottoms of my feet are blistered and still feel like they’re burning. FML
Today, I accepted I can't cook at all. Why? I burned myself cooking popcorn in a microwave oven. I accidentally burst the package open and a scorching kernel flew into my bra. FML
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
Today, I was making Cup Noodles for breakfast. After microwaving it for 3 minutes, I carefully grabbed the cup to pour some water out, but my hand gave out and some water spilled on it. Now I have a burned hand and no noodles. FML
Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML
Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML
Today, while cooking dinner, I managed to set my oven mitt on fire. In my panic, I tried to throw it in the sink, but it landed on a stack of t-shirts, which were lying on the counter. Both the mitt and my favorite Sonic Youth t-shirt now have matching burn holes. FML
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ChrisLTC 3
Now when you flash your boobs it will look like they are winking!
FMLephant 2
One pound of potatoes, boiled and peeled, mayonnaise, celery, dill weed, a little mustard, and half a nipple. Season to taste.
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Comments (253)
CodySpraker 0
at least she was in the kitchen
fml98kevin 4
haha
starlover77 0
that makes me appreciate that I have two unharmed nipples
somnopes 0
win
ravenmccoy 0
Omgggg!! >__< that's terrible!!
Cenobyte 10
Ouch! Sorry OP. I'm thinking that I'll be much more careful in the kitchen from now on. In fact, I think I'll just stop cooking ... for safety reasons. :)
heyu7421 0
Not the first time I heard that one! In fact, the chik I knew whod done it used lots of make up to make it less noticable. It always looked like she had a nip slip when she wore short shirts. Have fun with ur burn
kevin1811 0
lol.
lolstenholme 0
Got any of that salad left?
mamadi_fml 0
One, You're supposed to drain liquid away from you, not toward you. Two, you're suppose drop the pot and move away quickly if you missed or slip off the handles. Don't just stand there.
Angi95 3
it slipped she didn't specify and most people while cooking don't take exact safety procedures soo.
Angi95 3
also if you actually have boobs you would understand that they get in the way alot even if she did move boobs are still kinda out there so there still going to get hit.