Today, I was convinced by my friends to watch an episode of the American TV show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo". They said it was bad, but I didn't anticipate having a full-blown panic attack ten minutes into it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stumbled across "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" on TV and realized that these awful freaks are going to make more money than I ever will. FML
Today, I realized that I've watched so much Honey Boo Boo that I've developed a mild southern accent. FML
Today, I realised exactly how bad my social anxiety has gotten when I had a panic attack watching someone ask someone else out on a fictional show. FML
Today, I had an anxiety attack just from thinking about appearing on TV and being watched by a real audience. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Remember the show Honey Boo Boo? They seem sophisticated compared to the family of weirdoes I got to meet. It's almost got me reconsidering my planned proposal. FML
Today, I wanted to play Among Us for a little distraction. I ended up having a panic attack. FML
Today, I was playing a game of charades with my in-laws. I had to get them to guess the movie "Chicken Run," so I started flapping my arms, clucking loudly, and running around. I was really getting into it when I noticed everyone looking horrified. Turns out, my mother-in-law is terrified of chicken, and I just about triggered her a panic attack. FML
Today, I decided to put my friend through the ultimate test of maturity: watching an episode of My 600-lb Life. He didn't even go ten minutes before he started making jokes. I didn't go much longer before I started laughing at them. FML
Today, I woke up and went into my living room, only to be greeted by my aunt, sister, and mother watching a very graphic video showing women giving birth. They forced me to stay and watch it until the end. It was almost 90 minutes. FML
Today, I tried to be a responsible adult and went to bed early. I woke up at 3 a.m. and couldn't fall back asleep, so I binge-watched a whole season of a show on Netflix. It was a terrible fucking show as well. FML
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bondgirl69 5
You are allergic to white trash
604 11
Oh no! You got Honey Boo Boo'd... Sad day :(
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Comments (214)
katie1989 9
Honestly, they be simple but they have healthy relationships with each other and themselves. Theyre accepting of each others flaws, and go with the flow.
SatinsNightmares 17
I saw a clip of that girl in Toddlers & Tiara's on Ellen and decided to never watch any show with that little girl in it. She is a spoiled brat, I don't see why she needs to be a famous spoiled little brat.
starsfan326 12
As an American I'm sorry were not all like that not enjoy that garbage
superman3212 8
had to comment again. that show sucks. okay I'm never talking again. sorry OP. fyl
TheImaginarySong 16
You poor soul.
Inked0803 12
That's white trash at its finest
Solitarydude 13
Thats the normal reaction from regular people. That show is for idiots like the fans of the Jersey Shore.
Dancestar14 7
I'm so sorry. American television has become progressively worse over the years. I hope you never have to see that showever again
lotusenta 14
ydi for actually watching it. sorry love, you should have known better.
at0micmin3r 23
fyl. those rednecks speak such terrible english they all have to have subtitles! IN ENGLISH!!! Oh Why, America? D: --I'm an American.