Today, I was convinced by my friends to watch an episode of the American TV show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo". They said it was bad, but I didn't anticipate having a full-blown panic attack ten minutes into it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stumbled across "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" on TV and realized that these awful freaks are going to make more money than I ever will. FML
Today, I realized that I've watched so much Honey Boo Boo that I've developed a mild southern accent. FML
Today, I realised exactly how bad my social anxiety has gotten when I had a panic attack watching someone ask someone else out on a fictional show. FML
Today, I had an anxiety attack just from thinking about appearing on TV and being watched by a real audience. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Remember the show Honey Boo Boo? They seem sophisticated compared to the family of weirdoes I got to meet. It's almost got me reconsidering my planned proposal. FML
Today, I wanted to play Among Us for a little distraction. I ended up having a panic attack. FML
Today, I was playing a game of charades with my in-laws. I had to get them to guess the movie "Chicken Run," so I started flapping my arms, clucking loudly, and running around. I was really getting into it when I noticed everyone looking horrified. Turns out, my mother-in-law is terrified of chicken, and I just about triggered her a panic attack. FML
Today, I decided to put my friend through the ultimate test of maturity: watching an episode of My 600-lb Life. He didn't even go ten minutes before he started making jokes. I didn't go much longer before I started laughing at them. FML
Today, I woke up and went into my living room, only to be greeted by my aunt, sister, and mother watching a very graphic video showing women giving birth. They forced me to stay and watch it until the end. It was almost 90 minutes. FML
Today, I tried to be a responsible adult and went to bed early. I woke up at 3 a.m. and couldn't fall back asleep, so I binge-watched a whole season of a show on Netflix. It was a terrible fucking show as well. FML
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bondgirl69 5
You are allergic to white trash
604 11
Oh no! You got Honey Boo Boo'd... Sad day :(
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Comments (214)
WhiteCrimson 23
I have seen some adverts of the above mentioned whales. Now not to be rude but how in heavens name can they make an real life documentary about them? I would much rather watch NatGeo film lemurs traveling from point a to be, UNCUT, than watch these people act like they do.... Im petrified to go to the USA now. Might catch what they have. RED-NECK-ID-NIZE syndrome or fat-o-betes... OP im sure your friend will suffer from PTS soon. Good luck
Spark_Slicker 19
Now hold on there, not all Americans are like that. I don't even feel like I should have to tell you that. We're not all southern rednecks either, not that all people from the south are rednecks anyway. Don't base your whole view of the US on that one show that was made specifically to show off the crazy things that ONE crazy family does. My point is, generalizing isn't good.
WhiteCrimson 23
I am just pointing out what most people will think. I have quite an few friends in the US and they are awesome people to say the least. I assure you im the last person to generalize when it comes to people.
aintlifeapain 21
Oh I pity you OP. My friend showed it to me one night and I was horrified beyond even the limits of my imagination. How could anyone allow such a horrific display to be aired is beyond me. For some days even the word "Honey" gave me violent shudders and induced mental melt-downs.
Citronnelle_fml 9
Now I had to see it myself. Looked up a summary video of the 1st episode. I considered myself a grown woman...but these 2 minutes made me cry. FML and FYL, indeed.
aintlifeapain 21
You were fore-warned.
CoffeeChickBlows 13
The only thing more disgusting than that piece of shat show is that some brain dead ***** actually LIKE it. Worse, they fan-tard over it.
popaacxx 10
Who would enjoy that show? So disgusting! That child is going to grow up stuck up, and completely.... -shudders- I still can't believe the mom allowed the daughter to pull her (mom's) hair and ended up in a hair pulling tousle. Smdh
VetTech1 4
nobody here likes that show either. I have no idea why it is still on the air.
chanelvander 7
I wouldn't generalize like that...have you asked every single person? No.
robotiick7 23
YDI for watching that satan show. I don't even know how this would be called entertainment
btx2 9
American here. Ill just let you know that i live in the same town as them. Do not put down any american form of life. You understand bud?
Omniprism 15
I'm American and I don't understand it myself. I've not seen one episode and don't plan on it.
blurvsh 10
I apologize, on behalf of my country, for that monstrosity we created and sadly some of us enjoy.