Today, I was convinced by my friends to watch an episode of the American TV show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo". They said it was bad, but I didn't anticipate having a full-blown panic attack ten minutes into it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stumbled across "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" on TV and realized that these awful freaks are going to make more money than I ever will. FML
Today, I realized that I've watched so much Honey Boo Boo that I've developed a mild southern accent. FML
Today, I realised exactly how bad my social anxiety has gotten when I had a panic attack watching someone ask someone else out on a fictional show. FML
Today, I had an anxiety attack just from thinking about appearing on TV and being watched by a real audience. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Remember the show Honey Boo Boo? They seem sophisticated compared to the family of weirdoes I got to meet. It's almost got me reconsidering my planned proposal. FML
Today, I wanted to play Among Us for a little distraction. I ended up having a panic attack. FML
Today, I was playing a game of charades with my in-laws. I had to get them to guess the movie "Chicken Run," so I started flapping my arms, clucking loudly, and running around. I was really getting into it when I noticed everyone looking horrified. Turns out, my mother-in-law is terrified of chicken, and I just about triggered her a panic attack. FML
Today, I decided to put my friend through the ultimate test of maturity: watching an episode of My 600-lb Life. He didn't even go ten minutes before he started making jokes. I didn't go much longer before I started laughing at them. FML
Today, I woke up and went into my living room, only to be greeted by my aunt, sister, and mother watching a very graphic video showing women giving birth. They forced me to stay and watch it until the end. It was almost 90 minutes. FML
Today, I tried to be a responsible adult and went to bed early. I woke up at 3 a.m. and couldn't fall back asleep, so I binge-watched a whole season of a show on Netflix. It was a terrible fucking show as well. FML
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bondgirl69 5
You are allergic to white trash
604 11
Oh no! You got Honey Boo Boo'd... Sad day :(
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Comments (214)
shadow2903 11
I apologize for America, we're not all that bad :(
vladimirnabokov 15
I'm American, and I like Honey Boo Boo. The show obviously has no intellectual value. It's supposed to be funny and entertaining - which I think it accomplishes. I can understand not liking the show or not wanting to watch it. But I really don't get why people hate on it and constantly negate the show - ok, you don't like it! Get over it! The show doesn't represent America at all. And as someone who comes from a Southern family, the only thing real about that family is their accents.
catmcross 7
I'm American and I apologize for you having to endure that. We are not all inbred idiots, I promise.
gary3768 13
I live in the south and hate the show and how it makes the south look. I get pissed every time I see that crap
zsshamalama 11
Us Americans hate it, too.
chanelvander 7
Every one of you? You've taken a census? No.
polluxdc 10
I'm American, and I agree with the sentiment...WTF!?!
superman3212 8
hate that show. so much... hmm... *cocks gun.* jk but seriously. show sux
lcd42 7
We're not proud either...
KMF524 3
we're sorry.....
SSTRNK 6
I really wish I could say all of America isn't that bad, but get into the generation of those born in 2000-2008ish and it really is horrifying.