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nwalsh2009 United States

Today, I was changing the oil on my car. I decided to pretend I was delivering a baby as I was removing the oil filter. I got really into it and was screaming things like "I see the head," and when I removed it, I said "Oh, it's a boy!" As I reach for my rag to clean it, I saw my neighbor's boots. FML

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I would love to deliver your filter sendthesparr. Each oil change is a little miracle in itself.

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Haha, you totally deserved it! While it's funny, it's not too bad. A little embarrassment never hurt anyone.

liveBabylon 0

We'll I can see you are a stoner :)

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......your a freak.

glitchedgamer 0

...The **** is wrong with you.

cristinaloveshug 0

didn't really get it...

WTF?????????!!??!??????!?!!?!!!????!!??????

You're an odd one.

will you be my neighbor? lolololol

awkwaaaaaard :(

Torialovesya 0

Please don't call me stupid. I just don't get it. What does it mean? Please don't call me stupid or comment saying I'm dumb I'm just confused by it. Please explain.

hahahaaha! lmao! well done!