Today, I was changing the oil on my car. I decided to pretend I was delivering a baby as I was removing the oil filter. I got really into it and was screaming things like "I see the head," and when I removed it, I said "Oh, it's a boy!" As I reach for my rag to clean it, I saw my neighbor's boots. FML
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I would love to deliver your filter sendthesparr. Each oil change is a little miracle in itself.
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helennaa 0
Haha, you totally deserved it! While it's funny, it's not too bad. A little embarrassment never hurt anyone.
liveBabylon 0
We'll I can see you are a stoner :)
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niadanac1 3
Someone just has an overactive imagination. I think it is hilarious.
chevchelious 0
HEY, the car DOES have a head, it's just not on the oil filter. Also, maybe it's a hot neighbor?
Fop 6
What the HELL man?
citygirlnomore 0
there seem to be a lot of weird people in this world
FMLinCA 12
um... ok... and this is ANOTHER waste of fmylife.com space and stupid read ever!
LEPOfficer 0
I thought it was great. If it was someone else (Mother Father Sister Brother Girlfriend....Boyfriend) writing this complaining about their crazy son/sibling/boyfriend pretending an oil change was having a baby, all the comments would be "OMG HE IS SO EPIC!! :OOOO" as usual. So I don't really see the difference.
JustAReaderOfFml 4
You probably made your neighbour's day...
tmnt18 0
Not an FML in my opinion haha but still hilarious! =)
flemhead 0
sounds more like a MLIA to me. haha
sammitysam 0
YDI for having babies with your car..