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nwalsh2009 United States

Today, I was changing the oil on my car. I decided to pretend I was delivering a baby as I was removing the oil filter. I got really into it and was screaming things like "I see the head," and when I removed it, I said "Oh, it's a boy!" As I reach for my rag to clean it, I saw my neighbor's boots. FML

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I would love to deliver your filter sendthesparr. Each oil change is a little miracle in itself.

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Haha, you totally deserved it! While it's funny, it's not too bad. A little embarrassment never hurt anyone.

liveBabylon 0

We'll I can see you are a stoner :)

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Someone just has an overactive imagination. I think it is hilarious.

HEY, the car DOES have a head, it's just not on the oil filter. Also, maybe it's a hot neighbor?

What the HELL man?

there seem to be a lot of weird people in this world

um... ok... and this is ANOTHER waste of fmylife.com space and stupid read ever!

I thought it was great. If it was someone else (Mother Father Sister Brother Girlfriend....Boyfriend) writing this complaining about their crazy son/sibling/boyfriend pretending an oil change was having a baby, all the comments would be "OMG HE IS SO EPIC!! :OOOO" as usual. So I don't really see the difference.

JustAReaderOfFml 4

You probably made your neighbour's day...

Not an FML in my opinion haha but still hilarious! =)

sounds more like a MLIA to me. haha

YDI for having babies with your car..