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nwalsh2009 United States

Today, I was changing the oil on my car. I decided to pretend I was delivering a baby as I was removing the oil filter. I got really into it and was screaming things like "I see the head," and when I removed it, I said "Oh, it's a boy!" As I reach for my rag to clean it, I saw my neighbor's boots. FML

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nwalsh2009 0

I would love to deliver your filter sendthesparr. Each oil change is a little miracle in itself.

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helennaa 0

Haha, you totally deserved it! While it's funny, it's not too bad. A little embarrassment never hurt anyone.

liveBabylon 0

We'll I can see you are a stoner :)

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HOTSHOT99999 2

At first I was thinking that OP's a manly man until I read that you were delivering a baby.:)

cwl727 32

One simple question. Why?

Pandaxox 10

Ahaha! This just made my day! I can just see the OP slowly lifting his head and his neighbor says something like "I really need to move out of this crazy neighborhood."

FoxHunt9119 19

What in gods name were you smoking?!?!

tacocat102 4

This is like the first FML post I've laughed at like ever. Thank you ???