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nwalsh2009 United States

Today, I was changing the oil on my car. I decided to pretend I was delivering a baby as I was removing the oil filter. I got really into it and was screaming things like "I see the head," and when I removed it, I said "Oh, it's a boy!" As I reach for my rag to clean it, I saw my neighbor's boots. FML

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I would love to deliver your filter sendthesparr. Each oil change is a little miracle in itself.

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Haha, you totally deserved it! While it's funny, it's not too bad. A little embarrassment never hurt anyone.

liveBabylon 0

We'll I can see you are a stoner :)

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You should've asked your neighbor to take a picture of you and your newly born son.

hahahaha dude thats good stuff! haha i wish i were your neighbor.

This isn't really an FML, but I'm glad it went through because its ******* hilarious : )

that is very funny. i thought you were going to say you got oil in your eye because the " boy" peed on you lol

Oh wow... that's awkward as hell.

Not an FML, and your grammar needs work.

vintageXballroom 0

Your face needs work.

well you were talking out loud outside. it's no surprise your neighbour heard you. next time whisper v quietly :3

kitten1323 19

this is so ******* fake! wth?

meunknown101 0

WTF? You totally deserve it, and you know, if you're gonna pretend to give birth, at least do it in your house or something, geez, people are such retards.

He was clearly just having a bit of fun. It's people like him that make the world happy.