Today, I was changing the oil on my car. I decided to pretend I was delivering a baby as I was removing the oil filter. I got really into it and was screaming things like "I see the head," and when I removed it, I said "Oh, it's a boy!" As I reach for my rag to clean it, I saw my neighbor's boots. FML
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I would love to deliver your filter sendthesparr. Each oil change is a little miracle in itself.
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helennaa 0
Haha, you totally deserved it! While it's funny, it's not too bad. A little embarrassment never hurt anyone.
liveBabylon 0
We'll I can see you are a stoner :)
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Comments (95)
LemonStarship 5
You should've asked your neighbor to take a picture of you and your newly born son.
barnes88 0
hahahaha dude thats good stuff! haha i wish i were your neighbor.
n0lovesongs 0
This isn't really an FML, but I'm glad it went through because its ******* hilarious : )
louie111887 0
that is very funny. i thought you were going to say you got oil in your eye because the " boy" peed on you lol
alexFYL 11
Oh wow... that's awkward as hell.
Kylias 6
Not an FML, and your grammar needs work.
vintageXballroom 0
Your face needs work.
Lisa89 3
well you were talking out loud outside. it's no surprise your neighbour heard you. next time whisper v quietly :3
rosierosierosie 0
why?
kitten1323 19
this is so ******* fake! wth?
meunknown101 0
WTF? You totally deserve it, and you know, if you're gonna pretend to give birth, at least do it in your house or something, geez, people are such retards.
KezPez 0
He was clearly just having a bit of fun. It's people like him that make the world happy.