Today, I was called a ruthless bitch for not waking up early to search for my car keys, so my boyfriend could go get his pipe and get high before work. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was running late for work. I was trying to find my car keys, then realized I'd left them in my boyfriend's car. My phone charger was locked in my car, and my phone was dead. I couldn’t get hold of my boss and explain what had happened. I’m fired, aren’t I? FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML
Today, I learned that when my girlfriend told me that she's a different person without coffee and smokes in the morning, she wasn't kidding; after I'd asked her how she'd slept, she bitched me out for "mocking her" and hurled a hairdryer at my head. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML
Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
Today, I was bitched out at 2 a.m. by my parents, for trying to "sneak out." I was sneaking out of my bedroom to take a crap. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called the cops on me and told them I wasn’t letting him in the house. His keys were in the door, he was just too drunk to unlock it. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I could sleep in. Twenty minutes later, she was banging on the door, yelling, "Get up, fat lazy fuck! It's seven o'clock, we have chores! You expect me to do everything for your worthless ass!" FML
Today, I woke up early for work and spent 30 minutes frantically looking for my keys. I had to take a 30-minute Uber ride to work, then drove an hour in the company truck, only to be stood up. FML
Today, I learned a co-worker called and awoke my boss at 3 a.m. to complain that I'd been "rude" to him. All I'd done was make a disapproving face because he'd been drinking and he was slobbering drunk, and wanted to charge his purchase to his employee account, a definite no-no when not on the clock. FML
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Top comments
zilfy 17
How can you even stand someone like this?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Real respectful boyfriend you got there.
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Comments (144)
CharlotteColeman 6
You're fault for dating a druggie
dc2fresh 15
Ydi. why do you have i boyfriend that does drungs involving a pipe? Unless you do drugs too. In that case youre both knuckleheads. YDI
Weasely 11
Lol the issue is that her boyfriend is being an idiot and inconsiderate, not that he does these apparently horrible "drugs involving a pipe". Tobacco used to be commonly smoked in pipes too yknow.
Dominus101 20
Sounds like you have such a thoughtful bf wow smh
rec_chem 22
Ruthless bitch.
AaLlIiYyAaHh 22
Wait, how do you know that?
tlnorman 18
End it now.
spaet 1
did you dump his ass or no
justine0116 6
You deserve it for still being with his sorry ass. And I say that as someone who's been there and learned from experience that people will treat you how you LET them treat you. Stop accepting the BS. You're worth more.
sgdigaetano 3
Dump him! If he talks to you like that when you are dating imagine how he will treat you if you got married. No excuse for behavior like that. Why do girls/women accept that behavior?
Country_Mama_93 3
I feel like we need more info. I'll work with the assumption that the bf smokes weed. He was a total asshole don't get me wrong, but no one has suggested that maybe its cuz he hasn't had his medication yet. If he smokes to treat a mental disorder (like anxiety) its possible that he was just snippy
Country_Mama_93 3
People get snippy and rude without their morning coffee or morning cigarette. Hoe is this any different? I mean he was an ass but maybe- *just maybe*... they can talk this out like adults. You can't just dump someone for every mess up. We're all humans...