Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a creepy stalker blog dedicated to some minor celebrity from the '80s that I’ve never heard of. When I asked him about it, he accused me of spying on his private life, even though the blog is there on the internet for anyone to read, and stormed out. FML
Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML
Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML
Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years decided to start an online blog about his life. He mentioned his cars, his friends and even his staff. I was never mentioned. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, I stumbled across my ex's blog. Apparently, while dating me, he realized he was gay. Good to know the one guy I've dated, lost my virginity to, and fell in love with, was never truly attracted to me and was dating me just to be sure. FML
Today, by pure chance, I found the website where my boyfriend has been getting all the cute, "original" romantic texts he sends me, including the one that made me fall in love with him to begin with. FML
Today, I found the password to my boyfriend's MSN account. I was listed in the "booty call" category. FML
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Top comments
Epikouros 32
I hope you like gardening!
GeeUnit 8
That's just oddly disturbing..
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Comments (340)
Matty1188 6
Why does this not say EX boyfriend??
wellthatsukx 0
"Idly," you snooping b@#$*.
Attica 20
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Massive red flag (massive feels like an understatement)!
anongrl5846 19
Werid
BrotherTheo 31
I Know this is a long shot. Is it possible he's ******* with you? If you've got a history of going through his shit, and there is a 'link to his blog' right there on his desktop It seems like it could be something someone might do to **** with someone who's been going through their stuff a lot.... I'm not saying that *IS* happening here, I'm Just floating the possibility out there.
22cute 17
#19 get this- ladies are all different and unique! We don't all want the same thing, which is why Freud couldn't figure it out. What's romantic to women is a man who gets to know her unique self. Generally, though, women tend to want the white picket package when she's found a man she loves who treats her right.
TachiownsMangu 5
Bitch please it's romantic! xD
knightgirl95 3
Omg, thank you for making my day very early in the morning.... Hahaha. :D
ChickInGreenVans 12
Runn and don't ever look back!! This guy clearly has stalker-ish tendencies.. Do it.. i tell you.. Just do it or.. I said.. OR .. You'll be Doomed:D!!
Levvy 22
That is one of the most terrifying things I have read in a long time.