Love: Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my... - FML

By AlexK - 18/06/2009 23:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML

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By Jmdezy - 05/04/2016 15:45 - United States

Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML

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By tinypenis - 04/06/2013 12:15 - United States - Jamaica

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

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By Lililaloose - 24/12/2008 04:11 - France

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

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By Paco4242 - 13/06/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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Subconscious

By doodler - 27/02/2014 11:59 - United States - Hurst

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

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By Alisha-_- - 23/11/2018 03:00

Today, I found out that the love of my life had been pleasuring himself to pictures of my ex-boyfriends. Yes, he's bisexual. He says it's ok because I'm dating him now. Great. FML

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Hard to bare

By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML

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duds24 0

Friday 19 June 2009 9:34

dude, come out of the closet

fuckmyl1f333 0

Friday 19 June 2009 9:37

Why would u admit this?

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Yenille 0

Friday 19 June 2009 18:33

If you're looking for more futa, check out 4chan. /d/ and /hc/ would be your best bets :D

mikew85 0

Friday 19 June 2009 18:34

WTF. Did you Photoshop the penis going into her? or over her pussy? because that would make two entirely different photos.... either way, you're retarded.

JulzKay 0

Friday 19 June 2009 19:03

... Haha, RANDALL!! (Clerks Reference, "Best of Both Worlds", for those who don't get it)

BreezyPear 0

Friday 19 June 2009 19:05

You're a sicko

hhhhh_fml 1

Friday 19 June 2009 19:12

look up "futanari", man. you ain't alone ;)

thelonelylurker 0

Friday 19 June 2009 19:47

Live up to your potential: Join your brothers and sisters at 4chan(dot)org

chris5182 0

Friday 19 June 2009 20:20

then you're not straight buddy.

souljahboysgay 0

Friday 19 June 2009 21:09

whoah....u have a problem, thats just sick

fmlislove 0

Friday 19 June 2009 21:20

Turns out someone might not be straight after all :S

hiphopapotamuz 0

Friday 19 June 2009 21:26

Gay

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