Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, I was messaging memes back and forth with one of my female coworkers and I accidentally sent a picture of my junk. FML
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a sext to my boss instead of my crush. Now I'm in the doghouse at work AND at home. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, I was sexting my girlfriend when I accidentally sent one to my swim team’s group chat. This means that 19 men got a picture of me flexing with everything on display. Worst part? I got more compliments from them than I ever got from my girlfriend. FML
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belac763 15
I guess either way someone is getting a D
george_s_4 32
There's a simple lesson to be learned here. Don't do that
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Comments (100)
Tripartita 45
"I don't know if you were trying to answer your own question, but yes, the essay should be short and not too hard."
StupidUsername89 23
Damn
DaniealThePope 18
Well, never try and multitask when your talking to someone or doing something important.
jonny201 11
That's a dangerous combo that ended badly
FalloutScrolls 25
This is why I don't multitask.
Dr_Lily_fml 17
Do girls really appreciate dick pics, even from their bfs? I don't. Even if I'm horny.
mineller 24
Haha, I don't know why guys think that an image of a dick is a turn on
UserError94 18
To each their own I guess. My fiancé likes them every once in a while when we've been too busy for each other. Kinda helps build the excitement so that when we do have time for each other, it's more of an experience. Although, it's more of a foreplay. I don't agree with these tactics to hit on women
sleepyolivia 14
It really depends on what else is in the picture. If it's just a picture of a dick and nothing else, no. But a timed photo of Partner M maybe masturbating and at least showing most of the chest and thighs would be an entirely different thing. But hey, maybe that's just me.
ALittleFreak 15
I've never cared for dick pics. Not to touch myself to. It doesn't do anything. Sometimes dick pics from someone you haven't been with are nice, you know to see what you're working with.
fakedsincerity 32
The only type of dick pic I like is when my partner was drunk one time and crafted a tiny top hat and drew a face and moustache on it. That was pretty awesome. But generally I agree, most women I know prefer a dirty worded text or a full body/face shot rather than just a dick, but each to their own. Obviously only when asked for/consented to! Unsolicited dick pics are the worst. So gross.
mineller 24
Haha, that's awesome! Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a dick pic thrown in your face in the middle of a conversation. Some men are gross ?
Nygma 14
I was in a long distance relationship for a while and my girlfriend quite enjoyed them, but everyone's sexual preferences are unique, to avoid using the "to each their own" cliché others above me have said.
igg125 30
He can either give you an A or the D
deltax 8
or possibly both ;)
9a_z1 11
I feel more sorry for your professor really. Not only do they have to deal with a student so slow they can't send a text message properly, but they've also had to see your dick.
GrapeJuice67 17
Yeah, really. I miss the 'you deserve it button' for cases like this one.
hoosiergirl94 31
And...?
brenton490 19
I say rather **** your teachers life. I hope you had the balls to own up to your mistake.
Dave_Davington 35
Yeah, that was a real dick move on his part.
Tomryan279 10
Did he send one back
Bcjackson 8
rofl