maybe babysitting isn't your thing?

offer them candy ^_^

u g l y you're not getting paid tonight! you're ugly yeah yeah, your ugly :D

try makeup?

lol

yummy. I find almost all of your comments irrelevant to the subject,. I guess your like 10. but anyways OP. having more than 10 facial peircings, 2 inch spacers, full body satanic tattoes, black mascara, long blue hair, and sporting black leather with spikes generally does that to people. you may want to try plastic surgery or personal hygiene.

55, I like how you're taking the time to call me out on something as unimportant as this. I am on FML to have fun, and trust me, I can be just as serious as you or anyone else if I wanted to be. Obviously you didn't get my little joke there. You've guessed wrong, by the way. :)

that is true. and It wasn't very funny but i see. It wasn't really a guess I assumed. and when you assume you make an ass out of u and me. aha. oh well. it's just your name, the fact you have pink heart cookies, and how you respond that makes me assume you are young. carry on having fun then

lol it may bit have been funny but you need to chill out. it better not to be serious 24/7

imsrsbro. also cupcakes,. I don't have an ok'd kit bag where could I obtain such an estranged object? I'm not a serious person at all I just like to mess with people sometimes. I like pancakes and bunnies and lots ond lots of meth :D

old*.. auto correct can orally please my right kidney..

"I guess your like ten." And when you don't get your facts straight, it makes an ass out of you and I. Do you have nothing better to do in your life then ridicule me? Sure, I have cookies with pink hearts on them. How do you know that I didn't bake them and was just taking pride and honoring my work? A picture of a dog saying "U got it babe" just shows me you (possibly) have a sense of humour, not that you are "some ten year old."

Oh, and for your information, I'm 13, not 10 :]

i was actually apologizing for my false assuming. but I will not take this further becuase drama is stupid and I honesty don't really care. and if you did bake those cookies i want one they look tasty

oo sorry, then I misunderstood. I'm always a happy go lucky person, but I can be serious too. thank you for apologizing. :)

thats what paper bags are for, or maybe plastic in your situation. haha

chuck your picture is sad one day off :(

I bet this is true.

There once was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly, that everyone died. The End.

you're so cool I wanna be just like you!!!!

I know I'm pretty awesome

haha, epic chess set!

No, they were obviously screaming with joy and went to the closet to get her a present! ;)

true... good point

silly Santa....what's with you and presents?..:)

lol

thanks for pointing out the obvious.

welcome

I can't help but think why everyone is ''Hiding in the closet"

37% of children don't come out of the closet until age 24.

stupid.

28- That's not a very nice thing to say about yourself.

I can't help but love your description about yourself

Same here. Gotta love those sarcastic bastards.

wait so the person who sent this is a dude??? O.O

That's a stupid idea... the kids wouldn't have had time to run.

Chuck gives everyone a 5sec head start.

That's just a myth, everyone he "gave a head start" is now dead so the world may never know.

guys it's called a "head start" because when he kicks you, your head will be the first piece of you flying in the direction of said kick.