Today, my mom shoved a document for me to sign. It's pretty much my will, leaving everything to her boyfriend/fiancé's 11 year-old son, who is a bratty hell spawn of Satan. Before I could say anything, she said not to bother leaving anything to my adopted daughter, because she said if I die, she's going with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter wrote a statement refusing to have to look after her brother in the event me and my husband die, then had it made into a legal document by a notary. I love my boy, but he's dumb as a rock and will probably be a lifelong burden to us, so I don’t even blame her. FML
Today, at the reading of my mother's last will and testament, I found out that despite having cared for her for the final years of her life, she denied me an inheritance. She basically said I'm an embarrassment, because when she wrote it, I was 31 years-old, with no wife or children. FML
Today, my husband and I recently decided not to have kids, because neither of us like children. Learning this, my dad wrote me out of his will and my mother swore on the Bible in church that she’s never going to speak to me again until I obey God's word and start multiplying. FML
Today, my mom's will was read to the rest of the family. I helped my mom write it a couple years ago, and I was to get funds to pay off school loans. She revised it and put in a note saying I was to get nothing because I was "lazy." The executor read it out loud. FML
Today, at the age of 36, I had to write up my will. FML
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, my mom disowned me and forced me to move out because I didn’t have a crying heartbroken meltdown at the death of my stepfather. She knows I hated the man's guts since the first time he slapped her, so my not caring about his death shouldn't have surprised her. FML
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
Today, I discovered that my deceased mother, God rot her festering soul, wrote me and only me out of her will. All my other siblings are wealthy; I’m the only one in financial trouble after my divorce. And why did mom hate me so much? Because I’m divorced and God says divorce is bad. FML
Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML
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Thaylok 17
Sounds like the mom's BF manipulated her and now is working on getting your life's savings as well. Huge red flags here. try to get your mom out of that relationship.
Yudith 28
Time to get your will notarized! Also, make sure that your adopted daughter and all of your friends know exactly where your will is and how to proceed in case of your death.
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Thaylok 17
Sounds like the mom's BF manipulated her and now is working on getting your life's savings as well. Huge red flags here. try to get your mom out of that relationship.
Yudith 28
Time to get your will notarized! Also, make sure that your adopted daughter and all of your friends know exactly where your will is and how to proceed in case of your death.
DLBL 23
I recommend having an actual attorney help you seal up your will, iron-clad. It will be cheaper in the long run than your adopted daughter having to hire lawyers when those douchebags contest the will. Not that they have a leg to stand on, but you want the money going to her, not the lawyers.
core01 30
Make a trust for adopted daughter