Miscellaneous: Today, I was at work when two sheriff's deputies walked in. They...

By THATguy - 21/09/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I was at work when two sheriff's deputies walked in. They asked me my name and when I told them, they asked me to turn around and they cuffed me. They told me I was under arrest for robbery. Turns out I was mistakenly IDed, but now every one at my job thinks I'm an armed robber. FML

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You're nicked!

By Jong - 10/03/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I arrived at work, only to be arrested and accused of stealing over $8000 from my job. Five hours later at the police station, the discovery was made that the actual thief had an employee ID one digit different than mine. He works at another location over 1200 miles away. FML

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By chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

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Today, I almost got arrested. The cops put me in handcuffs without searching me first and told me that I "matched" the description of a package thief. Turns out, I didn't even closely fit the description of the suspect. FML

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By the_lameo_geek - 21/10/2013 02:16 - United States - Albuquerque

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By murphslaw - 29/03/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, as I was doing the morning count for the registers, a lady walked by and saw me. She's got Alzheimer's, and thought I was robbing the guy I'd bought the store from, so she called the cops. I spent six hours in jail while they looked into it, and didn't even get an apology. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2010 21:34 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML

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Busted

By bustedfornuthin - 08/09/2010 04:42 - United States

Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2014 20:15 - United States

Today, as I walked into the bank, I tripped and bumped into a security guard. He thought I was assaulting him, so he pinned me to the floor and called for backup as he held me at gunpoint. FML

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The Wire

By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 14:00 - United States

Today, I was delivering a pizza but I got the address wrong. When I got to the house, I was surrounded by police and put in handcuffs at the door. Turns out the wrong address I went to resulted in me interfering with some sort of sting operation. FML

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fxdxhk90 0

Monday 21 September 2009 18:25

Sue them for ruining your reputation, you could actually win a lot of money if the jury finds them guilty.

Strike1 0

Monday 21 September 2009 12:31

Let them think that. Now you might not be the one who gets fired/laid off for fear of going poastal.

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JasonHandlon 0

Monday 21 September 2009 17:05

ahaha, yo, that's crazy as hell! funny as shit though!

proud_liberal 0

Monday 21 September 2009 17:08

this isn't mistaken id, the cops did this bc op is black and the cops are racist. sue their asses

Nagasumi 0

Monday 21 September 2009 17:22

YDI. Face problem.

netbeui435 3

Monday 21 September 2009 17:23

false arrest = lawsuit

ElMundio87 0

Monday 21 September 2009 18:16

parabola 0

Monday 21 September 2009 18:19

whats a IDed?

pedosmurf 7

Thursday 25 October 2012 3:56

Identified

fxdxhk90 0

Monday 21 September 2009 18:25

Sue them for ruining your reputation, you could actually win a lot of money if the jury finds them guilty.

aaaaa12345_fml 0

Monday 21 September 2009 19:04

did these cops have the mannerisms of people who have down syndrome?

plexico 3

Monday 21 September 2009 20:31

Who's Circulation Manuel? El hombre de la biblioteca?

Intoxicunt 5

Monday 21 September 2009 20:36

Ooh, aren't you just multilingual and funny? Circlejerk Manuel. I'm sooo naming one of the kids that.

plexico 3

Monday 21 September 2009 21:28

You're not talking about Clippy, the obscene paper clip from Microsoft Office, are you? That thing is creepier than your choice of "Two Girls, One Cup" or "Two Girls, One Finger."