Work: Today, I was at work training for a new position. The girl who's...

By _sourdiesel7 - 10/11/2016 23:39 - United States - Vienna

Today, I was at work training for a new position. The girl who's been training me since I started decided to share about one of her tribe's proud, sacred traditions of eating raw, human flesh. I have another month shadowing her before I can work independently. I'm beyond disturbed. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2011 02:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a letter back from the family I will be staying with as a part of an exchange program. Apparently they own a slaughterhouse type farm, and I'm expected to kill one of their animals and eat it as a gift from the family. I'm a vegan. FML

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Edgy

By Anonymous - 01/05/2023 10:00

Today, I made the mistake of telling my militant vegan coworker I have fond memories of hunting with my dad, which set her off like a tofu-powered grenade. If she doesn’t stop treating me like the devil, making snide comments, and other shit, I may have to go to HR about her. FML

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In and out

By newhostess - 11/04/2009 16:12 - United States

Today, I was training for my new job at a restaurant. As part of training, they give you free food so you know what to recommend, and the dish I got was really good. Eight hours later I saw it again while I was puking. I got food poisoning from my own workplace. FML

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By ari - 18/02/2013 22:15 - United States

Today, I started at my new job. The woman who I'll be working right next to 40 hours a week introduced herself with, "I know what your name is. I know what you're planning, and I've been sent to destroy you." FML

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Follow my lead

By RayniDae - 15/06/2016 20:08 - United States - Port Clinton

Today, we ran out of disposable gloves at work. After saying how grossed out I was about having to touch raw chicken with my bare hands, my female boss goes, "Just imagine you're touching yourself. That's what I do." Even more grossed out now. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2012 21:49 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at my new job, some juvenile cockbite spiked my food with a laxative, as part of some kind of bizarre hazing ritual. The bastard got ratted out and suspended, but my arsehole now feels like it's been blown apart by a nuclear warhead. I thought this shit only happened in movies. FML

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Paranoid

By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my boss was hosting some client representatives for a meeting and had offered to buy everyone lunch. The "healthy" place he's ordering from made me sick last time, so I'd politely opted out. At lunch, the reps glared at me in the meeting room as I ate my homemade chili con carne. Turns out they're all vegans. FML

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By hatemyjob - 15/12/2015 00:15 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, after working at the same place for 3 years, I found out that they are not only cutting my hours but now I have to take orders from some girl I trained because she was promoted over me. FML

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Fanny flutters

By Crosby - 19/04/2024 09:00 - United States - Madison

Today, I was stuck with a coworker all morning while she had the "front farts." I moved to a different area after lunch, only to have another coworker start talking loudly about her boyfriend's skin tags, and how he likes to have her bite them off. I'm so disgusted but afraid to report it. FML

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Thanks, but no thanks

By Clarice - 04/03/2023 00:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, while I was waiting for my train, a drugged out dude found it apropos to tell me women should be eaten like livestock, because they would, "probably be delicious." I'm a woman. FML

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RememberSchlitz 9

Saturday 19 November 2016 13:05

My tribe has a proud sacred tradition of not being cannibals. Yours too? Yours? You too. Amazing. Everybody in this place is from a tribe that doesn't walk around eating other tribes. Except you, Marge.

cocacola999 27

Saturday 19 November 2016 13:14

Could also be a case of seeing how gullible the "new guy/girl" is. Or she doesn't want to train a new employee and has decided to mess with OP until OP asks for a new person to shadow.

Comments

mariusakke 15

Saturday 19 November 2016 15:01

probably just hitting on you ... like ... eat human flesh ... boobs, puss and stuff :)) dunno ... just saying ...we all have a dirty mind :))

yerawizardlizzy 27

Saturday 19 November 2016 22:04

What the ****??

Zelda9678 11

Sunday 20 November 2016 21:15

No, I don't think we all have a dirty mind. Just you do, you pervert.

Mixed_steel 23

Saturday 19 November 2016 15:44

Whatever you do, do NOT piss her off!

nevereyes 31

Saturday 19 November 2016 15:50

Shoulda like she's punking you lol next time ask for some and she what she does lol

devinaww 15

Saturday 19 November 2016 16:55

Mnnnnn fresh meat

Rawrshi 25

Saturday 19 November 2016 17:08

I'm about 99% sure she's just ******* with you. Hopefully.

Zebediabolical 39

Saturday 19 November 2016 17:27

I guess we now know what happened to the original Roanoke colony. :D

fyvaprold 11

Saturday 19 November 2016 20:19

Was she talking about communion?

buckdharma 36

Saturday 19 November 2016 21:13

Take her to a restaurant where you dine off a naked person and see what happens next.

thearronaut 10

Saturday 19 November 2016 22:52

Boy, you'll believe anything, won't you?

RusticChick 27

Saturday 19 November 2016 23:18

Unless she practices like some darker Hinduism or something and is specifically from the cannibalistic tribe, (Aghori or something like that I think), I'd say she's just ******* with you. Hopefully it is, in fact, just a joke and she just has some twisted/dark humor. Lol. To each their own.