Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
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Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, while at the mall, I was traveling up the escalator on my way to the food court. When I neared the top, the handrail severely shocked me, causing me to drop a bag of China I had just bought, which fell to the bottom of the escalator and shattered. FML
Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML
Today, I tripped getting on an escalator and instinctively grabbed the nearest person to steady myself. That person was a toddler. The mom screamed, I fell anyway, and the toddler just stared at me like I’d ruined his whole week. FML
Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML
Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML
Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML
Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML
Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
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lmmmr 0
That's because you are clearly a bad person.
misssweetie 0
Grow up.
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amazingkate 0
were you at the mall so she could buy you stuff? you little jerk.
RJB5584 0
My parents would have beat me like a friggin' piñata for pulling that nonsense. Posts like this make me feel really good about myself. I know that's messed up, but I feel like no matter what dumb decisions I've made, at least my parents raised me to be a decent human being and generally well-adjusted person. To any parents with kids like this: don't be a pussy; beat your children.
itsokaylove 0
made an even bigger scene with that show stopper. bitch
whimsical_fml 0
Seriously? I don't care how annoying parents can be, you respect your elders. It really makes me sad that all the kids these days are such whiny little punk ass bitches that feel the need to dominate their parents. Don't be so ungrateful, geez. You've got a lot of learning and a lot of growing up to do, kiddo. You deserve that, and much worse. Shame on you.
Swimmergrl 0
Sounds like you were being a real b**ch to your mom
56578 0
I agree with almost everyone: YDI and you need to get over yourself... quickly.
chel81x1 0
thats what you get for being a bitch to your mom Karma is a bitch
lily409 0
oh my god look at all these comments. you seriously are a douche bag. how old are you anyway? tantrums get old at 2 years old. grow the **** up.
pete275 0
if you move down the right speed on the up escaletor, you can fall forever
easylazy 0
**** her life, she's the one who is a bitch