Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
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Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, while at the mall, I was traveling up the escalator on my way to the food court. When I neared the top, the handrail severely shocked me, causing me to drop a bag of China I had just bought, which fell to the bottom of the escalator and shattered. FML
Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML
Today, I tripped getting on an escalator and instinctively grabbed the nearest person to steady myself. That person was a toddler. The mom screamed, I fell anyway, and the toddler just stared at me like I’d ruined his whole week. FML
Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML
Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML
Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML
Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML
Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
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lmmmr 0
That's because you are clearly a bad person.
misssweetie 0
Grow up.
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derriduh 0
If you wanted sympathy, why did you include that you were "making a scene"? Also, your mother wouldn't have a legitimate basis to criticize you (even if she's as crazy as you sound) if you verbalized how you were feeling to her instead of getting it across through a combination of grunts and screaming.
Jackthestripper 0
Dear Ouchers. Stop whining. That is all.
verstecktergeist 11
What are you, 10? Who the hell goes to the mall with their mom (who probably bought everything you own and are wearing, and have received at the mall that day) and yells at them.. Too bad that shit didn't' get uploaded onto youtube. Bet you're one of those emo kids who live in the suburbs who think everyone else 'just doesn't get it'
deadlikeoscar 0
One day you are going to grow up and have a daughter of your own and realize (as she is pushing your ass down an up escalator) that you are still a bitch.
BadHatHarry 0
Wow... Just. Wow. Grow up. That is karma at its best.
RiverRelic 0
I feel bad for your future husband because you probably aren't going to change.
lpmxxo 0
hahah you brat you definitely deserved that!
SuperBigTurnip 0
"waah waah i hope you broke your neck and died and no one showed up at your funeral i hate you i hate you you make me so sad with your internet post which may or may not even be true and i am so emotionally hurt" you posters are completely pathetic. try growing a pair of balls. who cares, its a funny story, no need to shit your pants. and i'm pretty sure all of us at some point have been whiny or self-centered, so don't judge, unless you're projecting, which wouldn't really surprise me.
cotillion 0
I would have clapped too.
intensify 0
Wow if I was your mom I would have slapped you. It's fairly obvious from this post that you're a spoiled adolescent tween somewhere between the ages of 12-14 that doesn't understand what respect is. You don't yell at your parents, EVER, especially if you're in a public place. People have no pity for you because you're the type of person that makes us doubt the ability of your generation to ever grow up. WAAAAAH