By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 17:39 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML
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Same thing different taste

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That's kinda funny. You should have said it was you though, then slapped the lady for slapping her kid.

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Less of a "your life sucks"and more of a "his life sucks". Reminds me of that scene in A Christmas Story where Ralphie's friend gets his ass beat for getting reneged on for something he didn't do.

We'll that must have really "stunk" for the kid.

At least she didn't think it was you :)

File a child abuse report to protective services, if a slap was for farting..imagine what she does to him at home.....

Today, I was at the grocery store with my mother. While waiting in the checkout, Someone farted rather loudly. My mother, thinking it was me, smacked me for farting in public. I still don't know who farted. FML