Today, I was at the dentist. I ended up having some work done and left with a numb mouth. I have school pictures in less than 2 hours and I can neither smile nor stop drooling everywhere. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, I had to get three teeth pulled. That would've been fine if they were all on the same side of my mouth. Nope, two were on the upper left and one on the bottom right. I kept thinking my upper lip was gauze it was so numb, and I kept drooling like a baby. I've barely been able to eat as it's so sore. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a baby tooth which had decayed removed. After almost an hour, I came out with a numb mouth and a missing tooth for life. It was not a baby tooth. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, during a series of violent sneezes due to a cold, I bit my tongue. My tongue is now so swollen I cannot close my mouth and am drooling profusely. I have to get ready to go to my job as a cashier. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, after a dental appointment, my lips were numb. On the bus on my way back home, the cutest girl smiled at me. In attempt to smile back, I forgot my lips were numb and ended up spitting my chewing gum at her. I had to switch buses. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, the dentist had to give me a lot of novacaine because my mouth wasn't becoming numb. After the 4th time the entire right side of my mouth was numb, except for the 2 teeth getting worked on. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML
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golden_warrior 23
Here ladies and gentleman is what happens when someone gets an ****** from achieving the first comment.
SWC_Penguin 17
Oh, great. Now I'm too uncomfortable to give him either kind of thumb.
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Comments (120)
MysticMonkey 9
School pictures rarely capture you at your best anyway.
piedpiper303 29
Beautiful!
zoegirl_455 30
Does your school allow photos to be edited? And if not there's always retakes! Or make it into a funny story, I'm sure your pictures will be memorable :)
jayjayjetplane 3
The ugly pictures are what make yearbooks better!
singer0421 32
Don't worry too much about. It's just another memory! And if it's really that bad, you can go to retakes.
ButterflyHaze 25
It'll be okay! Remember that wearing braces will permanently make you look better. There are always more pictured to take in the future...
melons 44
Who mentioned braces?
ShyAnn29 15
Maybe you can arrange to have your picture taken another day
etishuman22 32
Yes see if you are able to attend retake day!
Aussieinusa 5
I never understood retake day, or having your pic photoshopped. Nobody is perfect, neither is your kid! We all have embarrassing school pics, even embarrassing pics when we get older. Just something to laugh about on years to come. Though, I think retake day should be valid only if your not able to make it that day, not because your hair is bad lol
greeneyebeauty9 28
#38 I think the main reason for retake day is for absent students. I may be wrong, but that's just me.
etishuman22 32
When I massage the numb areas of my face or makes the numbness go away faster. But the numbness should go down in severity by the time you take pictures. Don't panic, and bring a towel. ;)
stanforda97 9
Retakes
ylirne 9
say cheese!