Today, I was at the dentist. I ended up having some work done and left with a numb mouth. I have school pictures in less than 2 hours and I can neither smile nor stop drooling everywhere. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, I had to get three teeth pulled. That would've been fine if they were all on the same side of my mouth. Nope, two were on the upper left and one on the bottom right. I kept thinking my upper lip was gauze it was so numb, and I kept drooling like a baby. I've barely been able to eat as it's so sore. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a baby tooth which had decayed removed. After almost an hour, I came out with a numb mouth and a missing tooth for life. It was not a baby tooth. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, during a series of violent sneezes due to a cold, I bit my tongue. My tongue is now so swollen I cannot close my mouth and am drooling profusely. I have to get ready to go to my job as a cashier. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, after a dental appointment, my lips were numb. On the bus on my way back home, the cutest girl smiled at me. In attempt to smile back, I forgot my lips were numb and ended up spitting my chewing gum at her. I had to switch buses. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, the dentist had to give me a lot of novacaine because my mouth wasn't becoming numb. After the 4th time the entire right side of my mouth was numb, except for the 2 teeth getting worked on. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML
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golden_warrior 23
Here ladies and gentleman is what happens when someone gets an ****** from achieving the first comment.
SWC_Penguin 17
Oh, great. Now I'm too uncomfortable to give him either kind of thumb.
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Comments (120)
SmokinGuns 13
Dont go?
Not_Impressed13 9
Just tell everyone that you had just watched a Twilight marathon..
johannah1031 17
Had the same thing happen to me my junior year haha I feel your pain OP
adentist 1
Unless he numbed your facial nerve (unlikely), you could still smile. No motor nerves are numb, just sensory nerves. And with the drooling... close your mouth and swallow.
its2lu 11
There's always retakes. ...we idk if your school has that.
soccer_bball 8
Hey guys it's OP! Just wanted to let you in on a few things. 1.) It was for basketball pictutes, not your regular school pictures so I wouldn't be able to retake it. 2.) The numbness had almost worn off by the time pictures came around (thanks for the advice!) but it hurt really bad so I wasn't exactly in the mood to smile. 3.) The guy who took the picture understood my situation so he took the picture very quickly before I could start drooling again. My friends also stood behind the cameraman trying to make me laugh! I'm really lucky to have them! Everything worked out just fine for the most part! Thanks for all the comments guys!
Phillies9513 4
don't show up
soccer_bball 8
Another thing is that I had no idea I was going to the dentist today...so it wasn't bad planning on my part....lol! Thanks again guys!(:
Jelbeztok 17
they should make your backdrop bacon, so its looks like youre drooling for a reason.
kugelblitz_ 11
Are retakes an option?