Today, I was at the dentist. I ended up having some work done and left with a numb mouth. I have school pictures in less than 2 hours and I can neither smile nor stop drooling everywhere. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, I had to get three teeth pulled. That would've been fine if they were all on the same side of my mouth. Nope, two were on the upper left and one on the bottom right. I kept thinking my upper lip was gauze it was so numb, and I kept drooling like a baby. I've barely been able to eat as it's so sore. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a baby tooth which had decayed removed. After almost an hour, I came out with a numb mouth and a missing tooth for life. It was not a baby tooth. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, during a series of violent sneezes due to a cold, I bit my tongue. My tongue is now so swollen I cannot close my mouth and am drooling profusely. I have to get ready to go to my job as a cashier. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, after a dental appointment, my lips were numb. On the bus on my way back home, the cutest girl smiled at me. In attempt to smile back, I forgot my lips were numb and ended up spitting my chewing gum at her. I had to switch buses. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, the dentist had to give me a lot of novacaine because my mouth wasn't becoming numb. After the 4th time the entire right side of my mouth was numb, except for the 2 teeth getting worked on. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML
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golden_warrior 23
Here ladies and gentleman is what happens when someone gets an ****** from achieving the first comment.
SWC_Penguin 17
Oh, great. Now I'm too uncomfortable to give him either kind of thumb.
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Comments (120)
cloudsofneon 5
There are always picture retakes. Get over it.
adri9998 5
Picture retakes
duckit 0
Why would you go to the dentist the same day? #idiot
Ineedalife92 3
School pictures are supposed to be ugly.
mountainmike77 6
Is your name bad luck Brian
djsammyc 19
retakes
EvilLittleMan 23
It will be all OK OP. It's cool to drool in school pictures.
gAt_d 26
There absolutely no way to look cool while drooling.
OMG_ZOMBIES 15
When I had my wisdom teeth pulled, I went to get my pain meds at the pharmacy. I walked around the store, put in the prescription, bought some stuff. When I get back to the car I see that I had blood dripping down the sides of my mouth the whole time like a dirty, cheap, vampire.
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
Don't go, they usually have a make up picture day.