Today, I was at the dentist. I ended up having some work done and left with a numb mouth. I have school pictures in less than 2 hours and I can neither smile nor stop drooling everywhere. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, I had to get three teeth pulled. That would've been fine if they were all on the same side of my mouth. Nope, two were on the upper left and one on the bottom right. I kept thinking my upper lip was gauze it was so numb, and I kept drooling like a baby. I've barely been able to eat as it's so sore. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a baby tooth which had decayed removed. After almost an hour, I came out with a numb mouth and a missing tooth for life. It was not a baby tooth. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, during a series of violent sneezes due to a cold, I bit my tongue. My tongue is now so swollen I cannot close my mouth and am drooling profusely. I have to get ready to go to my job as a cashier. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, after a dental appointment, my lips were numb. On the bus on my way back home, the cutest girl smiled at me. In attempt to smile back, I forgot my lips were numb and ended up spitting my chewing gum at her. I had to switch buses. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, the dentist had to give me a lot of novacaine because my mouth wasn't becoming numb. After the 4th time the entire right side of my mouth was numb, except for the 2 teeth getting worked on. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML
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golden_warrior 23
Here ladies and gentleman is what happens when someone gets an ****** from achieving the first comment.
SWC_Penguin 17
Oh, great. Now I'm too uncomfortable to give him either kind of thumb.
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Comments (120)
TrinityNevada 11
I don't think OP knew they were getting work done that would result in drooling. And I'm also guessing OP is in high school or junior high so their parent made the appointment. Or, maybe it was made 6 months prior and the picture day was scheduled afterward, so there was no bad planning, just bad luck
worldclassrager 41
Retake day might just save your life...get on yearbook staff if you can and pick the right one so no one can post that one to troll you....
Stayin_Classy777 8
People who look shitty in school photos often end up being very successful in life, so cheer up boss
itsnina 11
Well maybe in a few years you can look back on it and laugh .. Along with everyone else!
bazookajoey 27
Dude. Retakes
Shadowblocks 10
You'll get a retake
pdp_fml 21
I would be willing to bet that his anesthesia wore off before his pictures were taken. Relax, your pictures will turn out just fine.
TheOath 12
Why the hell have a dentist appointment on the day of school pictures? YDI :/
KaylaTackett 18
Why would you get work done before hand? Everyone knows it takes a few hours for the numbness to wear off.
Jezzikah 11
Usually you know the date of school pictures far ahead of time, why would you schedule a dentist appointment on the same day?