Today, I was at my grandma's funeral. While giving the eulogy, I accidentally mixed up "You will be missed" and "You won't be forgotten" and instead said "You won't be missed." FML
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Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, I joined the wrong funeral procession, because I thought everyone gathering outside was there for my uncle, so I followed them into the chapel and even hugged two strangers. I didn't realize my mistake until someone started talking about a man I'd never heard of. I had to quietly sneak out in the middle of the service. FML
Today, I was mistaken for an employee at my grandmother's funeral. There were only twelve of us there, all family. FML
Today, I attended the wrong funeral. I spent twenty minutes trying to hide and walk away without being too conspicuous. FML
Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML
Today, I was bored out of my mind at work. I told my coworker he was lucky to be leaving early. I forgot the reason of his early departure was to go to his grandfather's funeral. FML
Today, I told someone “You too” when they'd said “Sorry for your loss” after I'd mentioned that I recently lost my dog to cancer. I realized what I'd said immediately and tried to fix it by talking more, which somehow made it worse. FML
Today, at my grandad's funeral, as my dad and aunt poured his ashes into the hole, a strong gust of wind blew the ashes into my throat. I choked on my grandad. What made it worse was that the vicar had to stop her prayer to laugh. FML
Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML
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DocBastard 40
"You won't be missed...because you're still here with us in spirit." There. All fixed.
TrippingOnAcid 29
I accidentally said "chanks" to an asian customer the other day instead of "cheers" and "thanks". It's easily done!
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Comments (70)
Kira1965 23
Channels made me laugh so hard I cried.
Kira1965 23
Wtf? ^ auto correct changed chanks! DYAC
WildJubeJube 16
I'm sorry for your loss. I also apologies for laughing at your mistake.
natalieeliza 11
This reminds me of Malcolm in the Middle.
tdotreppin 12
Ouch.
godcomplexkid 7
shit.
SailorBen 6
I had to speak in front of my command a number of times and it's funny the shenanigans that came out of my mouth. Embarrassing but funny after the fact. I'm sure your family understands with the stress levels elevated when giving a speech like that. Not everyone is good at public speaking, especially when emotional.
Yemao 7
Did you fix it up nicely by immediatly saying "for you will always be in our hearts"? (as in: "you won't be missed, for you will always be in our hearts.“)
Saikon1357 25
"If looks could kill" I'm pretty sure no one in OP's family would show up to the funeral in order to quote OP's verbal flub.
GlasgowSneer 13
I wonder what their faces looked like...