Miscellaneous: Today, I was at church, when my mom's phone went off during the...

By killme - 29/12/2012 22:33 - United States - Lewiston

Today, I was at church, when my mom's phone went off during the sermon. As if that wasn't humiliating enough for me, her ring tone was set to the Bed Intruder song. FML

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By no paedo - 11/03/2016 20:35 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML

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By It's a horrible song lmao - 07/11/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I lost my phone while at the store with my mom. She decided to call it, and that's when I remembered that my ringtone for her is the song "Mother" by The Police. The weirded-out stares I got as I picked up my phone have become a core memory that I absolutely did not want. FML

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By terdberglerforlyfe - 07/12/2014 20:54 - Brazil - Mogi Das Cruzes

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

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By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

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Just a prank, bro

By iscreamforicecream - 01/06/2011 11:53 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

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F*** Grandma, eh kids?

By Sorry mommy - 13/08/2024 05:00 - United States - Corona

Today, I was so distraught during my mother’s funeral that I hadn’t been paying attention to anything around me. At some point, my kids changed my ringtone to “Ding dong the witch is dead” and turned my phone to full volume. They called while I was doing her eulogy. FML

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Happiest day of my life

By Stevey - 17/08/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, during a moment of silence at a wedding, my phone rang at full volume. My ringtone? The Jurassic Park theme. Everyone turned to stare as I fumbled desperately to shut it off. The bride spent the rest of the ceremony giving me the side-eye. FML

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By JJMan217 - 03/04/2011 07:02 - Canada

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

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By kprince - 08/05/2013 14:00 - United States - Northridge

Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

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By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

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You deserved it 3 967

TheDeafWalrus 8

Sunday 30 December 2012 2:54

They climbing up yo window, and snatchin yo people up.

GlitterValentina 12

Sunday 30 December 2012 2:56

At least it wasn't "I could make your bed rock."

Comments

kaybee41906 13

Sunday 30 December 2012 5:25

Hide your mom

Tones217 9

Sunday 30 December 2012 5:34

That's my ringtone...

Charleybelle 14

Sunday 30 December 2012 6:17

Happened to me once too, only my moms song was My Humps...

spikekutter 9

Sunday 30 December 2012 6:44

haha! i dont go to church so it has never happened to me before..

mojo5678 5

Sunday 30 December 2012 7:05

I hate you

Norbury 6

Sunday 30 December 2012 7:57

The embarrassing thing is being in church to start with.

buckdharma 37

Sunday 30 December 2012 8:27

Here is the church, here is the steeple. Open the doors, hey, where's all da people...

Meesersuperman1 4

Sunday 30 December 2012 8:48

That's hilarious. Makes church less boring.

cmac86 23

Sunday 30 December 2012 9:53

At least it wasn't "I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you-FIRE! I'll teach you to burn."

Thorzix 23

Sunday 30 December 2012 10:03

FYL for going to church.

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