Today, my husband is so useless that he forgot to pick our son up from my mother's, forgot to take our daughter to the doctor, forgot to buy some groceries we need, and after begging for another appointment with the doctor, he forgot what was wrong with our daughter (a massive rash) I despair. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my kid has severe diarrhoea. My husband said he was going out to get medicine. Two long, painful hours later, I find he's out eating and chilling with his friends. FML
Today, I got mad at my husband for slacking off on chores. I wanted help so we could both spend time with our daughters who were visiting. He was having a heart attack and didn't want to spoil the visit, so he kept quiet. I just got mad instead of noticing he was in pain. I'm a jerk. FML
Today, I sat on the sofa for eleven hours, paralyzed with anxiety. When my husband got home, nothing was done. We ate cold sandwiches off paper plates. Now he has to catch up on everything and I feel so useless I could just cry. FML
Today, I had an very long day at work. I also had to take my daughter to the dentist and ballet class. Later, my 3 year-old son was having a diarrhoea, needing care, yet I pulled myself up, cooked, fed, read, cleaned the whole house except the kids' bedroom. My brother-in-law came, looked only at that and judged me horribly. FML
Today, since I'm still recovering from my surgery and can't drive, my daughter drove me to the doctor. When I was done and walked outside, she was nowhere to be seen. Then I got a text, saying, "Sorry, I forgot I have to be somewhere." The closest bus stop to our house is miles away. FML
Today, I woke up to my apartment in a state of total disarray. I've been asking my boyfriend to get either get a job, or clean the house. I just had a bunch of dental work taken care of. He doesn't have a job, and doesn't want to find one. I'm tired of trying to raise an already grown man. FML
Today, my husband got mad at me for not helping take out the groceries from the car. He yelled that I'm lazy, and that he regrets our marriage. I guess he forgot that the door handle on that side is broken and he had to let me out of the car. FML
Today, my husband is so desperate to not spend time with my parents that on my dad's birthday he claimed he forgot and booked a trip to the dentist, and now for their anniversary he's pulled the same trick again and booked this year's prostate exam. FML
Today, my husband is miserable. He couldn't sleep. He tried to make me feel bad for sleeping through the night. I was medicated from a brain scan. His is work is horrible, and no one understands, etc. He's mad that I took a walk. Now, as I am frustrated and crying, he is laughing on the phone with his coworkers. FML
Today, after my husband said he forgot our anniversary 2 days ago because he was so focused on planning for today, he forgot what was so important about today. It's my birthday. FML
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Top comments
cacheson 42
I think HE needs a doctors appointment
randybryant799 21
Is your husband on drugs? Or does he just not care?
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Comments (9)
randybryant799 21
Is your husband on drugs? Or does he just not care?
RichardPencil 32
Early onset dementia?
cacheson 42
I think HE needs a doctors appointment
neilykins 29
Weaponised incompetence.
Jon Tessler 14
sounds like your husband need to see a neurologist to see if he has a brain
DarkAngelsBlade 25
At that point I'd honestly bring him to the doctor, he himself could have a myriad of problems that he's forgetting as well. My ADHD family members and even my dementia family member never forgot that much.
magnumpeyote66 6
Clearly you need to alter the dynamic of the relationship. I suggest going FULL FEMDOM/Dominatrix and literally whip him into shape
Vesi 30
Never without full consent. =)
CowgirlWithHeart 16
Are you sure he's not doing that thing some people do where they pretend to be so incompetent that you stop asking them to do things because it's harder than doing it yourself?
Jesse Duff 15
were you working during all that time, could you have called him to remind him if you were