Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
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Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
Today I gently tried to break the news to my now ex-fiance's daughter that her Daddy and I weren't going to get married after all (he cheated), but that I still loved her with all my heart. She responded by punching me in the face. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
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papertigers_fml 0
see, this is why we can't have nice things.
Aria_fml 0
How is it fake? The dad could have thought he was hitting on his daughter. @OP: that was still a very sweet thing to do. :)
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Comments (223)
usmcsniper16 0
YDI for being a pedofile
missdollbaby 0
Aww what a dick! At least you were sweet about it unlike most people
Aardvark_Embassy 0
That was noble of you. I'm sure the kindness of a stranger lifted her spirits, even though you did get punched out...
PedoPancakes 7
Lesson learned: never be nice
bbg1124 0
That was the sweetest thing ever if only there were more people like you in the world:)
purek 3
Maybe it wasn't her father. Maybe he was her sugar dad or something. How did you conclude it was her dad. I think you got punch for hitting on that mans girlfriend
ucoolgirl31 20
You are so kind. I wish someone would have done something wonderful like this for me. But the dad was just protecting his daughter.
mk101 1
that was kind of you!
xRezSynn 15
That could seem creepy too, but that was nice of you.
Elfkid21 19
well, no good deed, the shallow bitch and jerk.
awesumous 16
HEY, that girl wasn't shallow, everybody goes through hard times in their life, for all u know ppl could of been making fun of her and calling her ugly to make her FEEL that way. She was just depressed